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Fragments of Frolicon: Surprise figging!

There are probably folks reading my blog who don't know what Frolicon is. There may even be folks on my blog who aren't familiar with cons in general, which is a damn shame, and those folks should definitely see to that sometime soonest.

For folks familiar with cons in general but not acquainted with Frolicon, imagine Dragon*Con. Now make it a lot smaller and get rid of all the folks in stormtrooper outfits and all the folks wearing Katamari Damacy T-shirts.

Got it? Okay, good. Now, with the remaining folks, make about half of 'em wearing a whole lot less. (I know it's hard to imagine folks wearing less than they do at Dragon*Con, but work with me here.) Now, add a lot more corsets, and replace most of the geek shirts with leather fetishwear.

Still with me so far? Excellent! Now replace the panels on UFOs, Star Trek, and how to make ice cream with liquid nitrogen with workshops on flogging, figging, and needle play. Finally, imagine a huge open space filled with all manner of dungeon furniture, and picture an open play party every night.

And oh, yes, we played.

Saturday night, we started out by leading dayo on leashes down to the dungeon. I say "we" because I and my roommate the_no_lj_d are both romantically involved with her, so we each attached a leash to her collar--one black, one blue.

dayo was wearing clothing specially chosen for the occasion--specially chosen for its virtue in being expendable, that is. This is a valuable quantity when one wishes to rip the clothing from one's partner before commencing the experiments, you see.

We led her into the dungeon and bent her over a whipping bench for the warmup. A pair of leashes, as it turns out, also makes a quite excellent way to tie someone down to a bench, if, for example, you wanted to crop her ass while your partner in crime was whipping her with a dragon's tail.

Just, y'know, for example.

David made quick work of dayo's shirt with a knife while I warmed her ass with the crop. Once her shirt was hanging in tattars with her skirt hiked up around her waist, the two of us started working her over in earnest, until we had her squirming and making those cute little noises she makes.

Frolicon this year was a bit of a change in my con-going experience in the sense that my archnemesis datan0de and I arranged a truce for the occasion. This turned out to be an epic win for both of us, as datan0de has an alter ego, Lube Boy, who...

Wait, let me back up a bit here.

Personally, I blame lolitasir.

You see, at last year's Frolicon, she did an awesome workshop on fisting. During the demonstration part of the workshop, she called datan0de out of the audience to serve in the role of Lube Boy, Dispenser of Slipperiness, a role to which he's taken like a duck takes to something that ducks take to (how should I know what a duck likes?).

So this Frolicon saw LubeBoy in full...err, splendor, with cape and mask, condom bandolier and Lubinator--a squirt gun filled with lube. And, as it would turn out, the intercession of LubeBoy made the next phase of our dealings with dayo that much easier.

After her back and ass had been nicely warmed up, we brought her to the table, where she was blindfolded and the rest of her clothing was torn from her. David and I, wearing blue gloves (two by two, hands of blue1), spread her nice and wide for the Lubinator.

Once properly lubed, we commenced with the fisting.

Oh, yes, the fisting. Fisting is fun; taking turns alternating the fisting with your partner's other partner is even more fun. Doing it while she's blindfolded is more fun still.

So back and forth we went, one of us holding the vibrator (did I mention the vibrator?) while the other fisted her. Lube Boy did an outstanding job of making sure the innocent victim test subject... err, of making sure that dayo was appropriately slippery.

After the fisting, it was time for the NJoy Pleasure Wand. A bit of probing here, some G-spot stimulation there, and dayo was quivering and making the most delightful little noises...

...at which point David remembered the ginger.

I have to back up a little again. Earlier in the afternoon we'd attended a workshop on figging, or the use of carved ginger root as a dildo or butt plug (about which I've written a tutorial), and we'd each picked up a nice big chunk of ginger root.

David slipped his piece of ginger and a knife to datan0de, who quickly whittled it down to an appropriate shape. And then, as David worked the vibrator, I slid the ginger into a very sensitive place indeed.

The results of this surprise figging were everything that anyone could ever hope for. it went something like this:

dayo: "Something feels warm. What is that? Wait...it's starting to burn. Something's really starting to burn. What...YOU FUCKERS!!!!! I will have my revenge!"

The rest of us: "Hee!"

The ruckus attracted the attention of the dungeon monitors (and not for the first time, I might add), which made it even more of an epic win.

A second piece of ginger was quickly produced and whittled down by datan0de to an appropriate shape, and it didn't take long before it found its way to an even more sensitive place, to much delightful squirming on the part of the captive the helpless victim dayo.

By this point, the poor girl had had about as much as she could stand, so we turned over control of the vibrator to her while David fisted her and I sat at the end of the table and pulled her hair.

Now, to fully appreciate the result of that combination, you need to know a little about where this all took place. The dungeon was set up in one of the hotel ballrooms; sixty people, easily, filled an enormous space liberally scattered with slings and crosses and benches and all manner of other bondage furniture. The people filling this space were engaged in all manner of kinky activities of the manner to make a sailor blush and a bishop kick a hole in a cinder block wall, and...

When dayo came, it was so explosive, and so loud, that nearly every head in the place looked up to see what was happening. Even the cute lesbians next to us took a moment from sexing one another up to see what the ruckus was about. Even the dungeon monitors came by (again) to see that nothing we were doing contravened the Geneva convention.

All in all, a highly successful evening. The take-away lesson from this is that datan0de and I should probably have spent less time destroying one another's clones and more time collaborating ages ago.



1 Ten bonus geek points to anyone who gets the reference.


Comments

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onmyownterms
Apr. 16th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
I missed you...
But sounds like we BOTH had a blast.

Maybe next year, I'm already pre-registered.
tacit
Apr. 19th, 2009 07:59 pm (UTC)
Re: I missed you...
I'm not 100% sure if I'll be there next year, since I won't be in Atlanta any more. I plan to be if it's at all possible.
seinneann_ceoil
Apr. 16th, 2009 12:45 am (UTC)
~jelly legs~
winterlady
Apr. 16th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
OMG I'm suddenly VERY horny. ^_^ Sounds like a good time was had by all.

LoL You should do more "recreations". I appreciate your brevity while still being very clear about your evil joy.
lolitasir
Apr. 16th, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Sometimes it's nice to be blamed! ;-)
datan0de
Apr. 16th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
I must say that I owe you a not insignificant debt of gratitude. Not only was your panel last year fantastic (and I had the best seat in the house!), it's led to the most absurd (and, as it turns out, useful) not-so-superhero costume imaginable.

Many, many thanks!
dayo
Apr. 16th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
Definitely (oh yes) agreed :)
dubbage42
Apr. 16th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)
two by two, hands of blue
Spoken, then repeated in the creepy/scared voice of River Tam (played by Summer Glau) in the short-lived Fox [spit} show Firefly

So, next year when I (finally) get to attend a Frolicon, what do I get to redeem my points for?

:P

deb
james_the_evil1
Apr. 16th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
Having played with a mutual partner in concert with you in a public setting before & seeing how well it worked, I can only imagine the splendor of such a concerted attack in an arena with far fewer restrictions. I really need to have Renee read this post & see about getting her to Frolicon next year.
awfulhorrid
Apr. 16th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
Speaking of figging ...
Since you're the one that wrote that wonderful bit of text on the proper way to fig(*), perhaps you'd be the one to ask about a twisted idea that came to my mind: how safe would it be to used pureed ginger as part of an enema solution? I've seen it listed as an ingredient for an herbal enema, so it's probably safe, although of course I'd want to up the concentration a bit.

(My Goddess loved the effect the ginger hand on me and rather enjoyed paddling me with the plug in my asshole. Later, I tried a bit on my own dear pet's clit, so you've made at least three people very happy with that idea!)
tarrestrial
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
Re: Speaking of figging ...
Frolicon! WANT!
awfulhorrid
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Speaking of figging ...
My Goddess and I playing in a huge dungeon space and a convention with kink related panels? Oh yes! I'll put it on our list!

(Let's get you to a regular convention first, though ...)
tacit
Apr. 19th, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Speaking of figging ...
According to the guy who did the panel on figging, unless you're allergic to it there is no way that ginger's going to hurt you. He claims that it won't even cause damage if you get it in your eyes, though it will certainly hurt like a motherfucker for a while.

So I wouldn't see any safety issues with what you're talking about. The one thing that would concern me is that if the sensation were too intense, it might be difficult to make it stop immediately.
grail76
Apr. 16th, 2009 02:34 am (UTC)
Firefly.
roguebaby
Apr. 16th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
yay Firefly!!

ah, I miss Frolicon, haven't gotten to go the last two years. I remember the first year when it was alot smaller than that...
2redpath5
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
Wow.
I so wish I was there to see and hear this...
But it also would have been nice to have met you.
Hopefully you will come back from your newfound paradise to attend.
: )
Thanks for the awesome read!
ravenrain
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
Learning something new every day.

Oh and firefly!
icedrake
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
I'll take Summer Glau for 10 Geek Points, Alex.

Misinterpret that as you will.
red_girl_42
Apr. 16th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
Well everyone else already got the reference before I could jump in.

My son got a science kit for some gift-giving event or other, and it came with blue gloves! Of course I need to have them for Halloween next year, but I'll need a partner...

Sounds like you had an awful lot of fun. Makes me think I need the menfolk to really work me over soon...

**wistful sigh**
cheerilyxmorbid
Apr. 16th, 2009 04:38 am (UTC)
Surprise figging! Fun for everybody.
You made me alternately laugh out loud and shiver with delight with your description of you and David playing with dayo. (The shivering may also be because I really need to be beaten silly, which will hopefully be remedied in the next day or two.)
One of these years, I will make it to Frolicon. *sighs*
datan0de
Apr. 16th, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
Thanks so much for including me in the fun. It was both a delight and an honor. I could really get used to not trying to kill you. Maybe it'll free up enough time that I can fix this not-quite-right userpic.
ashbet
Apr. 16th, 2009 10:17 am (UTC)
Firefly!

*grins* And the disposable-clothing thing is SO much fun -- I did a bit of shopping for just such items recently, and had them cut and torn off of me during my recent visit to Texas.

*yum*

So glad you had a wonderful time! (And reading this got me very hot . . . *purrs*)

-- A <3
sylphon
Apr. 16th, 2009 02:42 pm (UTC)
I have to admit, I was rather amused when I heard about figging. Even for a Sadistic Engineering crew member it was a new one for me :-) But other than missing that panel I had a blast there too, the con gets better every year!
chaosbunnyjim
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
Frolicon! Woo!
Was very cool meeting you there, even if it was in the elevator queue on the way out - and I just got myself a livejournal ID just to keep in touch with Frolicon people, so hi!

I took my shiny maps back to the UK and some of my sexy academic friends think they are the best thing ever, so might be contacting you about those.

Also not seeing a mention of the Easter Bunny in your journal yet ;)

Lastly, damn and blast that I got beaten to the Firefly reference. You had to be a fan though, all the cool kids are doing it!

M.
x
tacit
Apr. 19th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
Re: Frolicon! Woo!
Howdy, and welcome aboard!
polymorphism
Apr. 16th, 2009 06:16 pm (UTC)
Sounds like she knows some bad men.

We're looking for a few bad men.
jtroutman
Apr. 16th, 2009 10:54 pm (UTC)
Nice. You made me laugh and horny at the same time.

Man, you get to go to all of the hip parties with the cool kids.

*digs toe in dirt*
quaryn_dk
Apr. 17th, 2009 01:06 pm (UTC)
I hereby claim my bonus geek points!
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