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Tracking the Unicorn

Anyone who's been around in the poly community has met, on at least 724 occasions, a married couple looking for a hot bisexual woman to come be their "third."

In the interests of presenting a public service, I've prepared this handy guide to unicorn hunting--a flowchart for people looking for that hot bi babe. You can all thank me later.

This actually popped into my head while I was in the shower this morning, and refused to quit bugging me 'til I did something about it. Clicky on the picture to embiggen.


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Apr. 29th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
Its funny because its (largely) true.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
No one wants to take me up on my idea of a great personals website: Unicorn Hunter.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
Or it could be a porn site, a la "MILF Hunter"
(no subject) - cuddlycthulhu - Apr. 29th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - red_girl_42 - Apr. 29th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - syllopsium - May. 8th, 2009 10:10 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
I really like this!
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
I think we should establish a perma link in the poly communities user info to this.
(no subject) - mama_hogswatch - Apr. 29th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - writerspleasure - Apr. 30th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
*laughs until he falls over*

Right now, someone is looking at that and going "Bah! *I* don't do that! I just can't find a Hot Bisexual Babe because...."

You know it's true.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)

well played.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
Showers are perfect places to think of stuff.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
It's only so funny because it's so, so true.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
You are brilliant.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
Have you posted this on dot_poly_snark? Because it would go over very very well there!
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
What if I'm looking for a hot bi guy to be my third ... fourth, maybe.
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:00 pm (UTC)
Wonderful! Thanks for sharing!

PS, this makes me glad I'm NOT a unicorn.
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Apr. 29th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - biggerlove.wordpress.com - May. 4th, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
I think "Dump Her" should either go back to "Start" or "Frustrated Yet?", but otherwise it looks right :-)
Apr. 30th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
Nah--you can never skip the bitching about how there are never any REAL HBBs out there. It's mandatory.
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
You rock!
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
I will pay money for an 18" x 24" poster version of this.
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
Seconded! I'll hang it up at every PolyC meeting!
(no subject) - zaiah - Apr. 30th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
Hah, this is great! :D

Also, flow charts are sexy.
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
Amazing. A friend commented this would make a great board game. He also requested the opposing, "Flowchart for Hot Bi Chicks Looking for a Couple." heh.
May. 8th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
A flowchart consisting of two boxes and one line is not much of a flowchart at all..
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
In my current role as lead system tester, I feel obligated to test this flow chart. Please forward test material (ie Hot Bi Babes) to my address.
May. 1st, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
Flowchart for Hot Bi Babe Looking for a Couple
Too easy! I can do it in here:

[Post ad online] -> [Receive more responses than you know how to deal with] -> [Attempt to pick the least sleazy]
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Re: Flowchart for Hot Bi Babe Looking for a Couple

Yeah. BTDT.

Apr. 30th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
as a unicorn myself (at least to some folks) I TOTALLY agree.

(and you didn't even touch on if HBB has kids, will have any legal issues with grouping, any average day to day life stuff etc.)
May. 1st, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
You forgot something:

The HBB will probably be batshit crazy.
(no subject) - polylizzy - May. 1st, 2009 04:26 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
Extremely cromulent!
Apr. 30th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
This is excellent.. would be great if people actually followed it... not likely but great :D
Apr. 30th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
Ah, flowcharts. The answers to many of life's questions, all in one convenient spot.
Apr. 30th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)
Awesome. B)
Apr. 30th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
OMG. Here from mseuphrates. This is exactly why I refused to date couples back when I was a HBB (instead of a sexy married poly person). Thank you for this.
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