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Tracking the Unicorn

  • Apr. 29th, 2009 at 5:12 PM
dragonpoly
Anyone who's been around in the poly community has met, on at least 724 occasions, a married couple looking for a hot bisexual woman to come be their "third."

In the interests of presenting a public service, I've prepared this handy guide to unicorn hunting--a flowchart for people looking for that hot bi babe. You can all thank me later.

This actually popped into my head while I was in the shower this morning, and refused to quit bugging me 'til I did something about it. Clicky on the picture to embiggen.

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[info]apestyle wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
*snerk*
Its funny because its (largely) true.
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[info]cuddlycthulhu wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
No one wants to take me up on my idea of a great personals website: Unicorn Hunter.
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[info]red_girl_42 wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
Or it could be a porn site, a la "MILF Hunter"
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[info]mama_hogswatch wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
I really like this!
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[info]cuddlycthulhu wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
I think we should establish a perma link in the poly communities user info to this.
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[info]mercia wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
*laughs until he falls over*

Right now, someone is looking at that and going "Bah! *I* don't do that! I just can't find a Hot Bisexual Babe because...."

You know it's true.
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[info]kjpepper wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
ROFLDED

well played.
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[info]edwardmartiniii wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
Showers are perfect places to think of stuff.
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[info]tyskkvinna wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
It's only so funny because it's so, so true.
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[info]ysabel wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
You are brilliant.
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[info]red_girl_42 wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
Have you posted this on [info]dot_poly_snark? Because it would go over very very well there!
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[info]nilesta wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
What if I'm looking for a hot bi guy to be my third ... fourth, maybe.
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[info]redheadlass wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:00 pm (UTC)
Wonderful! Thanks for sharing!

PS, this makes me glad I'm NOT a unicorn.
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[info]mirkwood wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
I wish looking for hot bi guys was more common. :(
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[info]slutbamwalla wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
Seconded.
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[info]sweh wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
I think "Dump Her" should either go back to "Start" or "Frustrated Yet?", but otherwise it looks right :-)
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[info]lupabitch wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
Nah--you can never skip the bitching about how there are never any REAL HBBs out there. It's mandatory.
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[info]lolitasir wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
You rock!
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[info]greendalek wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
I will pay money for an 18" x 24" poster version of this.
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[info]joreth wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
Seconded! I'll hang it up at every PolyC meeting!
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[info]flyingblogspot wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
Hah, this is great! :D

Also, flow charts are sexy.
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[info]gidget23 wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
Amazing. A friend commented this would make a great board game. He also requested the opposing, "Flowchart for Hot Bi Chicks Looking for a Couple." heh.
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[info]syllopsium wrote:
May. 8th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
A flowchart consisting of two boxes and one line is not much of a flowchart at all..
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[info]grey_evil_twin wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
In my current role as lead system tester, I feel obligated to test this flow chart. Please forward test material (ie Hot Bi Babes) to my address.
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[info]flavoroflove wrote:
May. 1st, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
Win.
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[info]chaosbunnyjim wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
Flowchart for Hot Bi Babe Looking for a Couple
Too easy! I can do it in here:

[Post ad online] -> [Receive more responses than you know how to deal with] -> [Attempt to pick the least sleazy]
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[info]polylizzy wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Re: Flowchart for Hot Bi Babe Looking for a Couple
HAHAHA

Yeah. BTDT.

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[info]polylizzy wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
as a unicorn myself (at least to some folks) I TOTALLY agree.

(and you didn't even touch on if HBB has kids, will have any legal issues with grouping, any average day to day life stuff etc.)
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[info]kitten_goddess wrote:
May. 1st, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
You forgot something:

The HBB will probably be batshit crazy.
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(no subject) - [info]polylizzy - May. 1st, 2009 04:26 am (UTC) Expand
[info]merovingian wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
Extremely cromulent!
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[info]miamstem wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
This is excellent.. would be great if people actually followed it... not likely but great :D
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[info]cheerilyxmorbid wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
Ah, flowcharts. The answers to many of life's questions, all in one convenient spot.
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[info]kinkypriest wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)
*smirk*
Awesome. B)
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[info]punkerthanvomit wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
I love this.
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