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Strange things this morning

So David and I walked down to the car this morning to head in to the office, and David noticed a folded scrap of paper tucked in the window.

Now, my first thought when there's a note stuck to my car is always "Oh, no, someone ran into my car in the parking lot." I don't know why that's my first thought, since to date I've found a grand total of three notes on my car in my entire life and not one of them was about an accident, but there it is.

Anyway, this note was not, in fact, about someone ramming me in the parking lot. Or maybe it was; it's hard to tell:

Though honestly, I think it's more likely that it was aimed at David than at me.

I can't give you any rational reason for it, but I have a feeling that this note was more likely written by a man than a woman. I could be wrong, but it feels that way...

This, apparently, has been an ongoing issue with David, as well--he tends to get hit on by a lot of guys. I might be being unreasonably modest in assuming that the note's intended for him but not me, though in all honesty I have to say he's most likely the "hot" one:


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May. 19th, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
Is the note writer offering to meet up for "a coke" or just "coke" because one doesn't necessarily mean the other...
May. 19th, 2009 06:23 pm (UTC)
Yes, he is probably being invited in "for a beer or a cock or something" (I swear that's what it looks like the note really says).
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May. 20th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
Dude, I totally start my notes (and emails, and comments) with DUDE.
May. 22nd, 2009 04:23 am (UTC)
I actually just wrote a comment that started, "Dude."

Then again, people mistake me for male online...
May. 19th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
Eeehehehee, yes, Coke/Cock looks like a Freudian slip ON PAPER.

It's possible the note's written by a guy, but I could see writing a note worded this way as well.

Hm. Interesting. Is Dave hot? He's got a pretty cool look going on, that's for sure *appraising look* but Tacit's no slouch, either.
May. 19th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
David is pretty darned hot. (And yes, it does look like the note says "cock".) There are a few reasons why you might think the note was written by a guy, and although none of them give an absolute determination, they do infer "masculinity", especially used in concert with each other -- use of the address "dude", aggressiveness of language "fucking hot", possible use of word "meet" as a euphemism for fuck/hook up, writer's wants stated up front in an aggressive no holds barred manner, etc. Also, since the writer has clearly seen David, there is also a high probability that the two of you have been seen together frequently enough that someone might think you are more intimate than most straight male roommates (and indeed you are but just not in *that* way, so to speak.)

And tell David "hi" for me.
May. 19th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
Hi!!!! :)
May. 19th, 2009 08:30 pm (UTC)
When tacit and the_no_lj_d started going to this sushi bar together, tacit told me that he thought the owner thought he was the "older gay man" with his new "boy boy" and got royally confused when tacit finally brought one of his girlfriends in (who hadn't before then because we all live out of the state).
May. 19th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
Hahaha I call shenanigans. Though, I do remember him hitting on Tacit a bit before everyone left for Frolicon 2 years ago. *grins*
May. 19th, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
personally, I use the word "dude" a lot, especially for a girl, but that handwriting is totally a dude's and not a chick's. HAH! I used "dude".

was the note on the side of the car that he normally uses?
May. 22nd, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
It was! That's why I didn't see it at first--it was stuck to the passenger side door. (David can't drive a manual transmission, so he always rides on that side.)
May. 27th, 2009 12:37 pm (UTC)
I also thought the handwriting looked male.
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May. 19th, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
I would guess it's a man as well....language and handwriting.
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May. 22nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
Heh. I can't speak for David, but I've been working 'til midnight for most of the last two weeks (I'm typing this from work right now) and have precious little time for *anything*. Including hanging around in the parking lot.
May. 19th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
Yes, do go as a couple. Should make for an interesting reaction - and maybe a surprising offer!
May. 19th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
Rowr! I love my life. :) I think you're both pretty spiffy.
May. 19th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
Back atcha *winks*
May. 19th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
I would concur it defiantly sounds more of a masculine note then a feminine unless she is just REALLY aggressive (perhaps knows of you from your post and such?). She could just be a Dom (though I think the wording would be different).

My two cents… I think your both pretty hot so could be for either of you 

And yes Dayo you look like one lucky lady :D
May. 19th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
Totally smokin. And I see "cock" more than "coke". :|
May. 19th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
David is fucking hot. :)

That TOTALLY says 'cock.'

Somehow, I don't see either of you waiting around tonight to look for the hookup, but if you do - pics or it didn't happen! :P

Also, you are damn hot too! :)

Though when you are shopping for food for your cat together.. you totally do give off the vibe of the older gay guy and his boi. :P ..not sure if you two are the 'gayest' straight couple I know, but you are in the top 5. *gigglesnicker*
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May. 19th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
Mmm... I would probably leave him that note, too. Minus the "beer or coke" bullshit. Rawr.
May. 19th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad that it wasn't just me thinking that said "a beer and a cock"!
May. 19th, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
uh, huh, *nods* Hot! But it does sound like it was written by a guy.
May. 19th, 2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
sorry Yeah I left that not for him...he's yummy!

(Never mind that I live thousands of miles away from where you live)
May. 19th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
If I was the betting sort, I'd put money on the writing being from a male. I've yet to meet a female who actually writes quite like that. (too fast, too sharp and there are capital letters in manly patterns)
May. 19th, 2009 11:28 pm (UTC)
I use dude a lot, and I'm a girl. But that is very manly handwriting. I've only met a few girls who write like that. Also, the "coke/cock" thing looks like the writer originally wrote "cock", realized it, and then tried to make it look like "coke".

And yes, David is fucking hot. You've got more of the "incredibly handsome mad scientist" look going on.
May. 20th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
I'm so going to use that distinction from now on:D Hah!
May. 20th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
Why thank you! I'm flattered. :D
May. 19th, 2009 11:47 pm (UTC)
Hand-writting has significantly more male characteristics than female. :-)
May. 19th, 2009 11:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the note is for David, and the invite is for sex. With a bloke.
May. 20th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
That looks uncomfortably similar to my boyfriend's hand writing, though it can't possibly be him. Unless he's been selling hand-written notes for strangers to use in hitting on other strangers. Definitely male, though.

...and were I the type to leave anonymous notes on the cars of attractive men, I would specify which one I was interested in! Sheesh.
May. 20th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
Holy Shit! "Hot" really doesn't begin to describe!!! No wonder you two get along so well.
Yes, the note was definitely written by a guy!!!
I love it when people just put themselves out there!! Bravery is such a turn on.
"Balls OUT!!!" as my Lover says.

May. 20th, 2009 10:28 am (UTC)
I am not so sure the note says "dude". I think it says "dudz" and is entirely in plural.
May. 22nd, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Now THERE'S an interesting spin on the situation!
May. 20th, 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)
I'd watch him get bent over the hood of the car and rammed in a parking lot.

Does that equate to 'hot?'
May. 22nd, 2009 01:21 am (UTC)
omg, yes. why don't more people appreciate hot m/m action?? :P
May. 22nd, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
Re: !
you know.. Franklin talks here all the time about expressing needs and wants.. and I keep saying how much the idea of the two of them... but somehow we just haven't seen eye to eye *grin*.

May. 20th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
I definitely have the attractive-to-gays gene myself, although I did discover a curious twist: I heard "my girlfriend thought you were interesting" more than once after the movie, so apparently I'm now also attractive to those already spoken for. Now if I could just figure out how to get an unattached female interested in me, I'd be set. Theoretically, I'd only need the one...

You know, I never really thought about this before, but it occurs to me that my solitary ex-girlfriend is bi. Maybe the attractive-to-gays gene affects both genders. Hmmm... - ZM
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