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This will appeal to a number of folks on my flist: Discordian Quotes, a fun little project brought to you by a friend of mine. Sample quotes:

- A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
- Epistemological relativism may be true for you, but it isn't true for everyone.
- Good for you, you've learned to extinguish your personality for my comfort


There's even a Twitter feed!

Next up, for those of you with iPhones, there are now iPanties to go along with them!



Yep, that's right, panties with the iPhone's iconic "Slide to Unlock" graphic. There are some iPhone users on my flist who I wouldn't mind seeing in these. Hell, there are some non-iPhone users on my flist who I wouldn't mind seeing in these. Wouldn't object too much to sliding where required to unlock them, either.

And finally, to some Baptists, God is a gun for hire. These people, who are currently busy praying for God to strike Obama dead, subscribe to a principle called “imprecatory prayer”--the notion that the book of Psalms validates calling upon God to kill one's enemies.


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winterlady
Jun. 6th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
Wow- on the God Hitman thing. That's, umm... definitely fringe. I will have to start praying for a holy shield. ^_^ Just.. wow.

Plus, I love the panties. Those are cute. And way to capitalize on a fun concept idea. :D
james_the_evil1
Jun. 7th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
Interesting that the mainstream news has barely mentioned Rev. Wiley hiring out Guido God.

I did a news search and there're no news stories JUST on that, it's only mentioned as a sidebar in sections on the other SoBap leader asking for people to pray FOR Obama.
toranin
Jun. 7th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
For an older version of Discordian Quotes, see http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/discordianquotes.html

That page gave me endless amusement when I was in high school, but hasn't changed since apparently.
chaos5023
Jun. 7th, 2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
Good old kbuxton. I used to post the Discordian Quotes File to alt.discordia every so often, back in the day, and she would snag it and pop it up on her site. It got a little unwieldy for her, though. :) Probably sometime around when it passed the 3000-entry mark.

The new site is me finally getting around to my own Webification of them.
_cloud_9
Jun. 7th, 2009 04:40 am (UTC)
LOL those are awesome!
dilettantiquity
Jun. 7th, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
Finally, the underwear that might turn my Apple-crazed fanboy from asexual to RAWR. :D
chaos5023
Jun. 7th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Muy gracias for the DQ mention, Franklin. It's lovely to see the wee beastie finding its audience. Apparently "Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science" is all the rage on Twitter. :)
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