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Tandoori! For SCIENCE!

The time for mad science is upon us! After a couple of weeks of herding cats, it is time to take the first step toward my plans for world domination through brainwave-controlled sex.

Tomorrow, we head off to Seattle, where we will spend the day hooking folks up to an EEG machine, getting them sexually aroused, and seeing if it results in a measurable, quantifiable change in observable brainwave patterns.

If the answer is "yes," the next step will be to see whether or not a Neurosky EEG chip can be programmed to spot that change; and if the answer to that question is "yes," then the next step after that is to see if it's possible to make a vibrator that can be controlled by thought.

Well, kind of. A vibrator that responds to arousal state, more precisely, but close enough.

And then, world domination!

Though not the kind Steve Jobs approves of. During the process of trying to work out transporting the EEG machine from the place where it's stored to the place where the mad science will be occurring, my iPhone made some...interesting word substitutions.



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hollyqueen
Apr. 2nd, 2011 04:41 am (UTC)
Why don't I ever get invited to these kinds of parties? I need better friends.
tacit
Apr. 2nd, 2011 04:54 am (UTC)
hollyqueen
Apr. 2nd, 2011 06:19 am (UTC)
Well, that is what I get for not being faithful to LJ. I'm bad.

Still looking for people?
suzmonster
Apr. 2nd, 2011 07:25 am (UTC)
If I wasn't working I would but I do 10-hour shifts on the weekend. I'm keen to hear the results. I <3 brains.
sweh
Apr. 2nd, 2011 11:34 am (UTC)
I think you should start using the phrase "tandoori it", maybe to be "kludged together a solution" (c.f. MacGyvering a solution).

e.g.
Did you managed to get the foo to talk to the bar? Yeah, I tandoori'd a solution with a spare switch.
6_bleen_7
Apr. 2nd, 2011 05:37 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry I missed your previous post. Some work has been done studying EEG traces during sexual arousal, e.g., Cohen et al., 1985, Graber et al., 1985, and others, but as far as I know, none with the goal you have in mind. : )
red_girl_42
Apr. 2nd, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
The study sounds interesting enough as it is, but if there was tandoori involved it would be the science of the century!
(Anonymous)
Apr. 3rd, 2011 07:15 am (UTC)
Tandoori
You need to try some Tandoori Chicken with that! :P :D :)

-Vijay
james_the_evil1
Apr. 5th, 2011 09:53 am (UTC)
Spicy, delicious world domination!
bikil
Apr. 5th, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! I've been following you on twitter, love the lab coats! I am also excited to hear the results of this study!
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