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Culture is a funny thing.

It seems that most--perhaps all--cultures have, somewhere down deep in their collective folklore, some very strange embedded ideas that simply refuse to go away no matter how implausible (or impossible) they are.

In the Congo, for example, there is a deeply held belief that sorcerers can use black magic to steal men's penises. Despite how absurd this belief is on the face of it, every so often there will be a penis-theft panic that results in suspected penis-ensorcering black magic users getting killed in the streets. Apparently, one's penis grows back after this is done. Seems to me a quick status check of a purported victim's trowser snake might be a good idea before lynching someone, but what do I know?

Here in the States, we have a couple of these bizarre nuggets of superstitious moose dung, sitting buried deep within the veneer of civilization surrounding us.

One of these is the notion that there are people who produce snuff films--movies intended for sexual entertainment in which a person is actually killed on screen for the sexual gratification of the audience. A lot of folks believe that these movies actually exist (and some folks believe them to be the logical end result of any interest in porn), despite the fact that thousands of investigations by law enforcement on several continents has yet to turn up even one example of such a thing.

Another common cultural trope is the notion of ritual Satanic human sacrifice. This idea is so firmly engrained the in the American psyche, despite its ridiculousness, that even ordinary crimes can end up being reported with breathless hysteria if there's even a hint of violent religion tangentially associated in any way, however ephemeral or indirect, with perpetrators or the victim.

Or, any violent religion other than those which are culturally endorsed, in any event.

So it is with some amusement that I direct your attention, Gentle Readers, to a series of events that took place on November 6 of this year, and more to the point, on the way those events are reported.




Let's start with CBS News. According to a CBS News article headlined Cops: Man bound and stabbed over 300 times by two women, a rather unfortunate 18-year-old kid met a couple of women on the Internet, and then travelled to Milwaukee with the hopes of having a kinky threesome with them. The women tied him up and then over an extended period of time inflicted 300 cuts on him. He escaped, called the police, and they were arrested.

Pretty straightforward, seems to me. Some folks, including several sweeties of mine, are into erotic knife play as a kink. I'm assuming that's what this is based on the notion that if one intends to kill one's victim and after 300 cuts fails to do so, one is either using the wrong tool for the job or is so stunningly incompetent as to be quite unable to work a typical, average doorknob, much less a computer. Hell, even a pair of those blunt scissors they give you in kindergarten can be used to kill someone, if you're willing to put that much effort into it.

But there is one additional little detail in the CBS News report, a tiny little inconsequential thing that has turned the whole affair, sordid and sad as it is, into a bit of a circus.

Apparently, you see, one of the two women involved owns some books that might be about pagan or occult stuff. They were sitting on the bookshelf when the police arrived. And so...

OMG SATAN!!!






It ratcheted up quickly. Before long, the headlines started featuring the word "Satanic" prominently.

In the UK, where the news-reading consumer likes a bit of salaciousness with their Satanism, the Daily Mail went for the sex angle, with a headline reading Two female room-mates 'tied up teenager and cut him 300 times during two-day satanic sex torture marathon'

Over on Whacktrap, the headline read, Teen Plans Sex with Two Women But Instead Gets Cut 300 Times in Satanic Ritual Stabbing.

By the time the story had spread across news outlets, it was all about the Satan. By far the most common headline on the story reads "US Teen stabbed 300 times in Satanic sex ritual"--in fact, it's actually pretty tough to locate news articles that don't play up the Satanism.

And finally, by the time it got 'round to Glenn Beck (a man who is, I have it on good authority, personally knowledgable in all things Satanic, seeing how he has the Great Horned One on speed-dial), the sex bit had disappeared entirely; Beck's take is Man stabbed over 300 times in satanic ritual. The first version of the article claimed the luckless teen had been killed--Mr. Beck has never met a fact-checker, or a fact, that he doesn't want to drag out behind the chemical shed and shoot in the head, as his regular listeners know--and the URL on his Web site still reflects that mistaken notion. It has better narrative value, I'm sure.

So what we seem to have is that this kid decided to have a kinky threesome with a couple of women who were into knife play, they had some books on werewolves and pagan ideas sitting on the bookshelf, and these things combined into "ZOMG Satanic ritual stabbing!" Even though there seems to my eye to be nothing particularly ritual or Satanic about it.

Though I bet they totally used sorcery to steal his penis. It happens, you know. All the time.


Comments

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sweh
Nov. 15th, 2011 02:38 am (UTC)
And this is why it is very important to check on your partners before hand. I mean, if those women were any good at bondage then he'd never have escaped? Who wants to participate in sloppy bondage?!

(tongue firmly in cheek; sometimes sloppy bondage is better than no bondage).
curgoth
Nov. 15th, 2011 03:25 am (UTC)
At least no one turned into a donkey.
addiejd
Nov. 15th, 2011 05:37 am (UTC)
I'm not sure if I posted this before, but it seemed appropriate.
drjon
Nov. 15th, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
I wonder if they had any Christian books on their shelves...
kawakiisakazuki
Nov. 15th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
So of the 300, how many cuts versus stabs? Can't we expect any accuracy in news reports?

Of course everyone *knows* the Bilderberg Club is an Illuminati front that performs human sacrifice in the Bohemian groove!

Amazon says the book is 50 pages and $8....
jonnymoon
Nov. 28th, 2011 09:07 pm (UTC)
Curious to know...

"Or, any violent religion other than those which are culturally endorsed, in any event."

How many violent religions have we culturally endorsed, so far?
tacit
Nov. 28th, 2011 10:25 pm (UTC)
Extremist Protestantism counts in my book. It's much more culturally acceptable to be a Fundamentalist Christian than, say, to be an atheist.
jonnymoon
Nov. 28th, 2011 10:58 pm (UTC)
And this is a violent religion, one which we have culturally endorsed? I wasn't aware of culturally endorsing any violent religion.

In fact, most people I know would disavow any religion which was violent.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 13th, 2012 11:48 pm (UTC)
Straight from the wolves mouth. Important to anyone that cares about the media publishing lies
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=232112890211997&id=100002398647069

If anyone is interested in the truth of what happened in this so called "satanic sex incident". Enough lies and slander. Guess who I AM. Enjoy detectives lying in the affidavit.
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