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I wish I could say tat this is a parody, but it's not. The folks behind the "Day of Purity" have released an unsettling video in which a creepy bear tells a kid "She may be cuddly, but look at me! I'm cuddly too!" to get him to say "no" to going in the house with his girlfriend.



Will the day ever come when these folks realize that preaching abstinence doesn't work? How high do the rates of teen pregnancy have to get in the Bible Belt before folks figure this out?

Personally, I'm waiting for the inevitable: a newspaper runs a story involving Purity Bear being caught on videotape doing the nasty with PedoBear in some seedy Detroit motel bathroom.

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alexmegami
Jan. 20th, 2012 02:14 am (UTC)
Dear children,

If you don't have premarital sex, a creepy teddy bear with an even creepier baritone will follow you around giving you dire warnings. Protect yourself. Have sex with everyone you come across. Then the creepy bear will get disgusted with you and leave you alone.
bradhicks
Jan. 20th, 2012 02:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, no shit. Damn. Even knowing it was coming, I was creepily startled by the invisible teddy bear puppet with the horror-movie voice. This is seriously not parody? Wow.
6_bleen_7
Jan. 20th, 2012 02:25 am (UTC)
It would have been so much better if he had said, "No thanks—I'm gay."
skittenwench
Jan. 20th, 2012 03:00 am (UTC)
Soooooooo.... we're sposed to get married as soon as we have sexual urges? What if we have urges with more than one??? Oh noooooooes! Umm.... will the Teddy bear follow us in the bedroom tooooooo?
pogodragon
Jan. 20th, 2012 10:20 am (UTC)
Also - quite aside from the seriously creepy, scary bear - 'define the rest of your life'? So any kids who have already 'cuddled' with their girlfriend/boyfriend are being told they're doomed forever?

These people seriously think this is going to be positive in ANY way at all?

*boggles*
red_girl_42
Jan. 21st, 2012 06:21 am (UTC)
Shit! Damn! I had sex with a lot of people before (oh, and after) I met my husband! My life is ruined! My successful career (that recent promotion), my happy child, my well-adjusted stepchildren--all IN VAIN!!!!!!!
tacit
Jan. 20th, 2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
Wow, that's awesome. I somehow missed that one.
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pstscrpt
Jan. 20th, 2012 03:23 pm (UTC)
Maybe he's a furry?
tothwolf
Jan. 20th, 2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
Plushophilia != Furry

...although with any subculture (including furry) there are always going to be some people with overlapping interests. A similar stereotype is found with zoophilia, yet relatively few people affiliated with furry fandom engage in that sort of thing. I suppose we can thank Hollywood sensationalism and especially CSI for continuing to perpetuate such myths.
pstscrpt
Jan. 20th, 2012 04:55 pm (UTC)
Sorry, I meant plushie. I was thinking there was another term that was closer to what I meant. It didn't seem critical enough to the joke to work it out, though.
tothwolf
Jan. 20th, 2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
Whoever came up with this clearly does not watch Robot Chicken.
tacit
Jan. 20th, 2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
*blink*
misskitty_79
Jan. 21st, 2012 01:35 am (UTC)
I hate the whole "we're not allowed to show our videos outside of the USofA" bullshit. :/ You got a Youtube link to that?
edwardmartiniii
Jan. 20th, 2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
That bear is just bein' all passive aggressive and isn't willing to come out and say "Yiff me, boy, and leave some goddamn marks while you're at it!"
red_girl_42
Jan. 21st, 2012 06:22 am (UTC)
Why doesn't LJ have a "like" button?
edwardmartiniii
Jan. 21st, 2012 09:06 am (UTC)
Because spelling always counts?
knaw
Jan. 21st, 2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
I think the abstience crew don't take into account that there are plenty of ways that horny teenagers can get rid of their urges safely without having sex.

They see it as a ridiculous all or nothing choice.
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Jan. 22nd, 2012 08:45 am (UTC)
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lodrelhai
Jan. 25th, 2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
"Personally, I'm waiting for the inevitable: a newspaper runs a story involving Purity Bear being caught on videotape doing the nasty with PedoBear in some seedy Detroit motel bathroom."

This was my first thought! Too bad the Onion doesn't take submissions...
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