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#WLAMF no. 28: The Erotic Heritage Museum

Should you ever find yourself in Las Vegas, I suggest... Well, to be honest, I suggest you don't find yourself in Las Vegas. It's a sad, desperate place, filled with people trying much too hard to convince themselves that this thing they're having is indeed fun, and not some other thing, like not-fun (which, I must say, is more often the case). And they don't much cotton to guys wearing bunny ears there.

But if you do find yourself in Las Vegas, one of the places on the very shortlist of places I suggest you check out is Harry Mahoney's Erotic Heritage Museum. It's quite a bizarre place, part museum, part Vegas festival, part...well, I don't really know what.

It's not terribly impressive from the outside, to be sure. It's in an obscure corner of an industrial park, and from the outside, it looks like this:



We went there, Eve and I, not quite sure what to expect. We certainly didn't expect the Erotic Heritage Museum wedding chapel, the first thing a visitor encounters when walking through the door. It's billed as the only wedding chapel in Vegas where you can have your ceremony and also consummate the union, and given how uptight Las Vegas is with its Puritan morality, I believe it. It's a bit Caligula meets Penthouse Letters, though to be fair the movie Caligula was also a bit Caligula meets Penthouse Letters, so I imagine that makes it about two-thirds Caligula and one-third Penthouse Letters.



I want to do...things in this place. With, and to, lots of people.

Also on the main floor is this...err, sculpture. Artwork. Thing. It's carved from a solid block of limestone, and weighs something like two thousand pounds and change. It too makes me want to do...things.



Moving downstairs, one finds a large museum space filled with everything from antique vibrators (natch) to a collection, billed as the world's largest such collection, of antique, ancient, and prehistoric dildos.

Including this rather fetching fellow, a proto-Hello Kitty design in carved stone.



There are a lot of carved stone dildos on display. Stone has, apparently, been a rather popular medium for sex toys for quite a long time.

Eve and I have discussed, for reals, teaming with a museum like this one and creating a line of high-quality replicas of various ancient stone dildos, each of which would come with a little insert that described the particular example of the art, along with historical information, information about where it came from, and so on. What do you think? Do you think there'd be a market for this sort of thing?

The exhibits also include props from the Star Wars porn parody (because of course there was a Star Wars porn parody) and, more inexplicably, this sculpture of a cock and balls, made of $4,000 worth of pennies.



If you find yourself in Vegas for whatever reason, and you're unwilling to gnaw your own arm off to escape (possibly because you are the Kwisatz Haderach), definitely check it out. It's a fascinating place.




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the_leaky_pen
Dec. 22nd, 2014 12:11 am (UTC)
Wow... that's impressive. If I'm ever in Vegas I'll definitely check it out.
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