Client: I don't like these Apple optical mice.
Me: Why not? What don't you like about them?
Client: This will be the second time I've had to replace my mouse.
Me: Really? What's wrong with it?
Client: There's a rat somewhere in my garage. It keeps eating the cord.
God bless Florida building contractors
I may have a job for a client running telephone and/or cable TV cables through his house. Brand-new 4,400-square-foot, half-million-dollar place and the contractor...
...forgot to run the cable for phone and television...
...and doesn't want to pay for it. Unfreakingreal.
And in good news...
...we signed the lease on the new apartment today! It's a gorgeous 3-bedroom loft, with a beautiful space in the loft area for setting up the bondage equipment. It'd make a wonderful place for hosting small, intimate play parties. I can hardly wait to move in.