I've never played MMORPGs, and I sometimes tease Shelly about them. Well, there's this new MMORPG, see, and it's called World of Warcraft, see, and Shelly convinced me to try it, see, and...
...my name is Franklin, and I'm an MMORPG addict.
In case anyone cares, I'm on the Midevh server, and my character is a troll fighter named Ragnarokkr. Those of you who play can usually find me at Crossroads or Orgrimmar, the rest of you can take pity, snicker, or both, depending on your inclinations.
I'm not a complete junkie, however. We've been spending time with S and her boyfriend lately, and it's been a lot of fun. We wen to Tampa Fetish Party with them last Friday; it was their first exposure to a BDSM play party, and it's always fun to break in play party virgins. Sunday after PolyTampa the four of us went to the beach on a kinda-sorta date-type thing, and we looked upon the Kinda-Sorta Date Type Thing, and It Was Good. Shelly and S's boyfriend seem to be getting close, which is also Good.
And now for something completely different:
All I want for Christmas is:
a new United States president
a rocket launcher
Santa's list of naughty girls
Doom 3, and a new video card
a plasma torch
a lifetime of free cable porn
to see past the choices I do not understand
What is the Matrix?
billions of people, just living out their lives...oblivious
It's the smell! If there is such a thing.
a prison for your mind
ignorance is bliss
You are stranded on a desert island. You absolutely, positively cannot be without...
my Christmas iPod
a plasma torch
a cotton candy machine...because, hey, free cotton candy!
the 1996 Soprts Illustrated swimsuit edition
Immanuel Kant's "Critique of Pure Reason"
a department store mannequin
an IDE to SATA converter
the "Wheel of Fortune" board game
a Net connection and a copy of World of Warcraft
...oh, and a computer to run it on