So imagine my surprise when I had not one but two dreams last night, both of which I remember quite clearly.
In the first, skeleton moved to Florida and hosted a large party, to which I and several friends (including scarlete, bishop_henley, and feorlen) were invited. The most memorable thing about this party was the large and patient, but quite frustrated, spider that kept spinning a web across the doorway. People would come in, the web would be destroyed, and the spider would construct another across a different doorway.
In the second dream, the Mafia was trying for some reason to assassinate me. So I took a pair of horns, stuck them on my head, and phoned the Mob boss on his cell phone, saying "It's open season on Yak Boy--come and get me!" Then I ran around town, teasing the Mafia hitmen and making fun of them--I'd dress up like an electrician, for example, and stand on a ladder pretending to fix a sign while they ran by beneath me, then call the boss on his cell phone and tease him some more--"Your guys just walked right past me, and I'm wearing horns, and they still didn't see me! How dumb is that?"
I have no idea what either of these dreams means, though I welcome all attempts at analysis. :)