Franklin Veaux (tacit) wrote,
Franklin Veaux
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I need to find a new place to shop

So a couple days ago I was looking over my grocery list:

Milk
Eggs
Androids
Cat food
Respirocytes
Cereal
Iron (4.485x1024 kg)
Ziploc bags
Tylenol
Light bulbs
Royalty-free porn
Stereo lithographer
SD media reader with Mac drivers
Chocolate eclairs


I prefer shopping at Publix, but they don't carry everything on my list. I tried the Super Wal-Mart around the corner, but there are a few things they don't carry, either. Anyone got any suggestions?
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