Franklin Veaux (tacit) wrote,
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Sex and math, and sex

Ugol's Law states that no sexual fetish is unique--that is, if something turns you on, then someone else, somewhere, is turned on by the same thing.

Shelly is currently in school, pursuing a degree in chemical engineering with an eye toward using it to get a doctorate in biomedical nanotechnology. More and more universities are offering graduate-level degrees in nanotechnology, mostly interdisciplinary degrees that bring together people from medical, physics, and chemical engineering backgrounds.

As you might imagine, her coursework involves rather a lot of math. And, as it turns out, Shelly is uncontrollably aroused by math. No, there isn't a word for it (I looked), but math gets her hot. Really hot.

And she's started doing her homework on my body, using a fine-point marker pen to work out problems on my back. Which is beyond hot. By the time she's finished with her homework, she's usually uncontrollably aroused and very aggressive. I won't bore you with what happens afterward, except that it involves numerous implements, floggers, and other things which might offend those with delicate sensibilities. In fact, I went in to the office today with a complex problem in analytical geometry written on my back.

So it should come as no surprise, then, that the Intellectual Sexiness Test meme that's been making the rounds these days says:


The Intellectual Sexiness Test
by dr_eros
Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 91!
Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy.

The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake.

Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.



 



I bet Shelly's score would be even higher, if there is a higher score.
Tags: geek, meme, sex
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