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Freaky, freaky, freaky stuff

Beneath the cut is an image created as part of a French AIDS awareness poster series, which has been making the rounds of the Internet lately. It's work-safe, at least in the sense that there's nothing particularly indecent about it (it was designed for public display, after all), but...







It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.

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sunyata__
Dec. 30th, 2005 10:37 pm (UTC)
I bet Shelly hates you for this.
minniethemoocha
Dec. 30th, 2005 10:45 pm (UTC)
That is totally hilarious! I was expecting something far more Classic Aeon Flux crossed with Giger...

This is more like the kinkier side of the Muppet Show.
tacit
Dec. 31st, 2005 06:45 pm (UTC)
"Classic Aeon Flux crossed with Giger..."

Mmm...now THAT gets me hot, too!
(Anonymous)
Dec. 31st, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
Yep!
minniethemoocha
Dec. 31st, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
Yep!
felisdemens
Dec. 30th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
OH DEAR GOD WHY DID I LOOK AT THAT?!?!?
serolynne
Dec. 30th, 2005 11:32 pm (UTC)
Wow... that's pretty hot. (I love spiders)
surelars
Dec. 31st, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
Darn. I want one, too.

Oh, and I need to remember not to check LJ before going to bed; I'll be having the weirdest dreams now.
pogodragon
Dec. 31st, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
You put a warning there, but still I clicked. Why oh why do I do that to myself. Nightmares here I come.
sullengyrl
Dec. 31st, 2005 02:35 am (UTC)
Omg.. I love spiders. That picture is totally hot!
datan0de
Dec. 31st, 2005 03:33 am (UTC)
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.

Wow. The fact that I'm not attracted to guys has just dropped to the number 2 reason why I'll never have sex with you.
peristaltor
Dec. 31st, 2005 08:41 am (UTC)
I'm curious -- does one use peanut butter, as with dogs? Call me a prude, but I would be hesitant smearing fly paste there.
tacit
Dec. 31st, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
Y'know, I really just don't know. Araneaepihilia isn't one of my areas of specialized or practical knowledge...

One does hope, however, that the spider in question is male rather than female, due to female spiders' sometimes...unfortunate choices in post-coitus snacks.
sammirocks
Apr. 22nd, 2006 06:55 am (UTC)
the fly paste remark
now that was really funny I have to hand that to you.What about the fangs?
peristaltor
Apr. 22nd, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)
Re: the fly paste remark
Oral sex is all about self-control, be ye human or arachnid. The term "eating someone out" should never be taken literally.

Any spider suave enough to seduce such a couch-sprawled lady lives self-control.
sammirocks
Apr. 22nd, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
Re: the fly paste remark
in my reply about the fangs I was only joking.I myself would kick the person biting me in such a sensitive place.
pstscrpt
Dec. 31st, 2005 02:33 pm (UTC)
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.
Nah, it's a hot woman with a short dress and erect nipples getting eaten out. The spider just looks fake.
mimesis
Jan. 21st, 2006 02:37 am (UTC)
Agreed.

There's a whole series of ads like these, all featuring bugs as stand-in for STDs. I wish I knew where they were cached online, but unfortunately, I've only seen 'em at a friend's house where he had them on his hard drive.
mimesis
Jan. 21st, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
oh yeah. here it is...
the internet is for:

poeticserenity
Jan. 4th, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)
Does that come in Multi speeds? and can it be operated through telepathy?
tacit
Feb. 2nd, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
You know, I bet there'd be a market for a sex toy like that...
poeticserenity
Feb. 2nd, 2006 12:59 am (UTC)
Oh i know there would be. I'll be happy to test the demo
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