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Damn. Just...damn. I don't even know where to begin. Shamantic Entertainers who distill their lives into Personal Growth Modalities...folks, you just can't get enough of that for my entertainment dollar. And for three thousand dollars, you get two hours of "diad time" with Tess, and overnight snuggle privileges! Oh, boy!
Now, let's see. $3,000 for two hours... If I'm doing my math right, that means you're paying $25 a minute for your "diad time," or about forty-one cents a second--and I thought my cell phone plan was expensive. I sure hope that's some quality "diad time" there; at those prices, she better swallow.
Of course, the price goes down by nearly an order of magnitude if you don't want the overnight snuggle privileges; maybe that's a value-added service the rest of the industry should adopt.
Seriously, though, certain corners of the poly community have in the last few years been overrun by this kind of rubbish. It's almost enough to make me look for a different word for what I am, just to keep my distance from the pay-for-play "Shamanic Entertainers" who sell private sessions and snuggle privileges in the name of universal consciousness awakening.