You know those Every Time you Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten images floating around the 'Net? I think they send the wrong message, don't you? I mean, I like kittens as much as the next guy...hell, I probably like kittens more than the next guy. But give up masturbation? I don't think so.
So I've decided to counter the propaganda with...well, with counter-propaganda. I just created an answer which I hope sends a better message, and encourages right-thinking men and women to take an orgasm for the team.
Please, think of the humans!