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More fun from my inbox

So, this morning I woke to this delightful gem in my email. Snarkiness in italics. I <3 New Agers!

From: Patricia Cota-Robles <>
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:05:20 -0700
To: [munged]
Subject: A Cosmic Opportunity for Divine Government

by Patricia Diane Cota-Robles

An opportunity for divine government? Uh-oh. Isn't that what the Christian Fundamentalists want, too? Divine government is always a bad idea...we're off to an inauspicious start here!)

We have a rare Cosmic event occurring on October 17th and 18th that will
give us a jump-start in manifesting the things we would like to cocreate
in our own lives and on this planet. There is going to be an ultraviolet
pulse beam from higher dimensions than we have previously been able to
experience crossing the path of Earth.

Uh-oh. An ultraviolet pulse beam? Better wear my sunscreen! And not just any ultraviolet pulse beam, but one from a Higher Dimension! I hope they have good sunscreen in those higher dimensions, too...I can imagine higher-dimension beings walking around all sunburned all the time. Might make them a bit crabby.

We will be held in the embrace of this highly charged ultraviolet beam of
Light for approximately 17 hours. The energy emanating from this beam
resonates with Humanity’s 5th-Dimensional Solar Heart Chakras.

Well, fuck. Remind me to stay indoors. Not only is it ultraviolet light, but it's highly charged, too! So not only are we going to get sunburned, we're apt to get radiation poisoning as well.

Ahh! Now I get it! It's an act of war! The higher dimensions are declaring war on us, and when they've reduced all life on earth to crispy critters, they're going to occupy the planet and impose their own divine government! Goddamnit, as if I didn't have enough to worry about already.

The Beings of Light are revealing that during this 17-hour period the
ultraviolet pulse beam will have the effect of amplifying our thoughts and
emotions ONE MILLIONFOLD. This will be the case regardless of what our
thoughts and emotions are expressing. Needless to say, it is imperative
for all of us to be Peace Commanding Presences during this auspicious

Amplifying our thoughts a millionfold? Seriously? A MILLIONFOLD? Well, Shelly should have no problem acing her physics test, then!

The ultraviolet pulse beam will be a wave of Light that traverses the
planet, so no matter what time zone you are in the important times will be
the same. For 17 hours, from approximately 10:17 a.m. on October 17th
until 1:17 a.m. on October 18th our thoughts and emotions will be
amplified ONE MILLIONFOLD. The peak time will be 5:10 p.m. on October

It's that SPECIAL kind of ultraviolet know, the kind that doesn't travel at the speed of light.

Can you imagine how powerful it will be for Lightworkers around the world
to take advantage of this Cosmic Moment by using our thoughts and emotions
to expand the archetypes and matrix for Divine Government on this planet,
as well as empowering the newly reactivated patterns of Heaven on Earth?

Yes, I can imagine it. Thoughts like that keep me awake at night. That's exactly what the Fundies are doing, only they're doing a lot more than just sitting around getting sunburned and thinking about it. And the results aren't pretty. When people try to create Divine Governments that usher in heaven on earth, folks start flying airplanes into buildings and dropping bombs on other countries. I'll pass, thanks.


Shit! Does that include my stash of midget porn??!

This edict is reverberating through the ethers in ways that cannot be

Or even detected.

Outer-world events confirm that this facet of the Divine Plan is
in full swing. Now it is the responsibility of every conscious person on
the planet to focus our attention on what we want to cocreate in place of
the negativity being pushed to the surface. From our current perspective,
probably nothing is more critical than expanding the matrix and archetypes
for Divine Government.

Because Divine Government has SUCH a successful track record so far, what we need to straighten things out is MORE of it.

No thanks. I prefer to concentrate on co-creating an artifically intelligent sexbot made out of Lego Mindstorms. Divine Government is the source of most of the negativity being pushed to the surface to begin with.

The focused attention of Humanity is being drawn to the actions of
governments in practically every country in the world.

Yeah, no shit. The focused attentions of the US military in particular.

This is creating a
collective cup of Humanity’s consciousness through which the Light of God
can flow to manifest the changes we want to create on Earth.

The Light of...waitaminit. I thought this was the light of higher dimensions. God has a light, too? I hope it isn't highly charged as well! If this keeps up, the earth is going to be reduced to a charred cinder!

Does the Light of God move slower than ordinary light as well, or will it reach us all simultaneously regardless of time zones? I want to know so I have time to make it to my fortified underground bunker.

Our thoughts and feelings are creative. Light is infinitely more powerful
than discord, hatred, war and chaos.

Which explains why there is so little discord, hatred, war and chaos during the day, and so much at night.

If we want to change the horrific
things that are happening on the planet, we have the ability to do so.

By separating God from government?

invoking the Light of God and the I AM Presence of every soul involved
with the governments of the world...

Oh. Of course. God again. Why is it that God always wants to run for President, and why is it whenever we have a Divine Government of any sort, everyone suffers? Afghanistan had a Divine Government, George W receives commandments from Jesus, and now we got a bunch of people representing the God of sunburns and radiation wanting a piece of the action. That's just great. At leasy Dubya isn't bathing the entire earth in radiation (by time zone).

... we can change the course of direction
for this planet.

Does that mean I'll need a new watch?

By asking their I AM Presence to take dominion of their
thoughts, words, actions and feelings, a shift of consciousness can take
place that will transform their behavior patterns.

So now the divine beings with their ultraviolet light and radiation beams are POSSESSING PEOPLE, too? Do we start speaking in tongues when this happens? Man, this is just getting better and better! So now we get to contend with a bunch of sunburned, irradiated New Age zombies behaving strangely. It's hard to see this as an improvement.

The upcoming elections in the United States of America and the various
challenges taking place around the world are providing an opportunity for
monumental change.

An opportunity that can be seized by anyone willing to do more than sit around thinking about it.

In alignment with the request of the Company of Heaven, ...

Can I buy stock in that company?

...this month I AM
dedicating this E-mail article to the manifestation of Divine Government.
The invocations, decrees, visualizations and meditations included here
have the ability to shift the consciousness of those associated with the
governments of the world at national, state and local levels.

All we have to do is affirm these activities of Light effectively and
consistently enough to reach a critical mass for a higher level of
government. We are closer than outer circumstances indicate. Do not under
estimate your ability to add to the Light of the world or to change the
course of direction for the governments on this planet. The Light of God
is ALWAYS Victorious, and WE are that Light!

"The Light of God is always victorious, and we are that light." Wow, this just took a turn for the creepy. And if this Divine Government comes to pass, how long before the rest of us are sent to the indoctrination camps? Sounds to me like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid a bit too heavily...

In order to grasp the significance of the opportunity at hand, we must
understand what Divine Government represents. First of all, Divine
Government is NOT One World Government, a New World Order or any of the
other concepts that have been used to describe the manipulative,
controlling shadow governments ruled by the embodied forces of imbalance.
Divine Government is the antithesis of that level of consciousness.

Whew! That's a relief. This is a GOOD Divine Government; it says so right on the label!

Divine Government reflects the Universal Law, As above, so below. It is a
self-governing body guided and directed by the I AM Presence of all
Humanity: a government OF our I AM Presence, BY our I AM Presence, FOR our
I AM Presence. When we truly understand what that means, we will see the
tremendous effect Divine Government will have on the World and all Life.

Why is it whenever some self-proclaimed holy group starts invoking Natural Law or Universal law, I get nervous?

Oh, that's right, now I remember! It's because whenever this happens, the ovens and shallow graves for the people who don't follow the Universal Law are never far behind. Forget the Company of Heaven--I'm going to start investing in companies that make incinerators and backhoes.

Our I AM Presence is who we really are. This aspect of our Divinity is
multidimensional and transcends our fragmented, manipulative human
consciousness. Our I AM Presence is one with the Divine Heart and Mind of
God. It is our super conscious
mind, and it understands the Divine Principles governing this Earth. Our I
AM Presence knows the urgent need of the hour.

And should we fail to understand this, our new divine government will be more than happy, I'm sure, to explain it to us. For our own good, of course. Here, have some more Kool-Aid!

This aspect of our Divinity understands that all Life is interrelated,
interdependent and interconnected. If the family of Humanity is going to
survive, we must come together as a unified force of Divine Love, Harmony
and Balance.

Our I AM Presence also knows that every evolving soul is going through a
unique learning experience and that our various races, religions, creeds,
beliefs, cultures, nationalities and lifestyles are part of that

Tragically, our fear-based lower human consciousness is distorting much of
what we are expressing through these diversities. However, when our I AM
Presence is in charge, we will revel in the beauty and wonder of all of
our differences.

So in other words, as soon as we have changed to the point where we are no longer recognizably human, all our problems will be solved. Well, I'm glad that's been resolved. Kool-Aid, anyone?

When our I AM Presence is in control, once and for all, we will understand
that our diversities help us learn and grow. Then we will happily share
our gifts, talents, wisdom, knowledge and abundance to enhance the lives
of all people. We will know that we are cocreating this reality together
and that God’s Abundance and the God supply of all good things are

Really? Limitless, you say? I hadn't noticed.

As the matrix and archetypes for Divine Government are expanded in the
physical plane, the obsolete, fear-based cup of human consciousness will
be shattered, and the patterns of perfection from the Causal Body of God
that are associated with Divine Government will be available to flow into
the hearts and minds of every Human Being.

Look! More Kool-Aid! This Kool-Aid will free you from the pain of being human!

You know, it's really hard to get behind any plan for solving the world's problems that begins with "First the fundamental nature of humanity changes, and then..."

This event will greatly expand the Divine Intelligence within the Flame of
Transfiguring Divine Love in every Heart Flame. Then, even the most
resistant souls will awaken and allow their I AM Presence to take command.

Oh, good. The tools of this divinity are ultraviolet light, radiation, and fire. See, it's working already--this divine being has a lot in common with Dubya!

So, is there any way to register as a Consciencious Objector and avoid the Flame of Disfiguring Divine Love, or is the flame mandatory? Never mind, I think I can guess the answer.

Eventually every country will be governed by the I AM Presence of the
people abiding in that country. Since our I AM Presence knows the full
significance of the Oneness of all Life, it understands that only by
working toward the highest good of all concerned in every facet of Life
will we succeed in accomplishing the Divine Plan. Only by creating win-win
situations in every governmental exchange, every human exchange and every
exchange with the environment and the Nature Kingdom will there be Eternal
Peace and Limitless Abundance on Earth.

Kool-Aid! Limitless Kool-Aid for All!

When our I AM Presence is governing the planet, we will tap into the
patterns of perfection in the Causal Body of God that govern the Universal
Laws affecting energy, medicine, health, healing, the economy, food
supply, shelter, technology, communication, travel, education, science,
sacred geometry, music, art, movement, meditation, spiritual growth,
enlightenment, peace and every other pattern of perfection.
Then we will tangibly cocreate Heaven on Earth in every facet of our

I bet my version of Heaven on Earth looks a lot different than yours.

Now, please become the Instrument of God you are destined to be.

No, thanks. I've seen what happens to the rank and file Instruments of God. It voids my life insurance policy.

Individually and collectively with your spiritual groups join with fellow
Lightworkers around the world who are participating in these activities of
Light with you. This is a critical moment, and your Light and Love are
needed NOW!

I see were this is going. So on October 19th, when none of this malarky has come to pass and the world looks pretty much the way it did on October 16th, it will be because the Great Unwashed did not participate with their Light and Love, won't it?

Well, if I can monkeywrench the coming of some apocalyptic Divine Government, I'll be proud to do my part. The last thing the world needs is yet another plan for bringing God into government.

Patricia Diane Cota-Robles
New Age Study of Humanity's Purpose, Inc.
a 501 (c) 3 nonprofit educational organization
E-mail:; FAX: 520-749-6643; Phone: 520-885-7909
PO Box 41883, Tucson, Arizona 85717

This article is copyrighted, but you have my permission to share it
through any medium as long as the proper credit line is included.

©2006 Patricia Diane Cota-Robles

The information in this monthly sharing is being given to Humanity by the
Beings of Light in the Realms of Illumined Truth. The Divine Intent of
this information is to encourage, empower, uplift and inspire all of us by
allowing us to see the bigger picture, during these wondrous but extremely
challenging times.

I'd like to close this little gem by invoking my own personal Divinity--namely, MC Hawking. In the hymn "What We Need More Of is Science," he shares this transcendent wisdom with us:

you won't find me, truth to tell,
to be a man who suffers fools very well.

Quite the opposite in fact,
I aint got time to interact,
with crystal wearing freaks in need of a smack.

New age motherfuckers? Don't get me started,
made more sense than them the last time I farted.

Not to put too fine a point upon it,
but the whole New Age movement is full of shit.
Please allow me to elaborate,
explicate, expatiate.

from Astral Projection to Zygomancy
it's a mishmash of idiocy.
instead of the archaic worship of seasons
they should explore logic and reason

Fucking new-agers!
Is there any amount of bullshit they won't swallow?
It's two-thousand-aught-three goddammit!
When are these morons gonna join us in the 21st century?
Tags: credulity, rant
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