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Gah. Still at work.

I have a great deal of work to do, and a crushing deadline that's looking nigh-impossible. It's very, very difficult to be properly motivated to get it all done when the company's payroll account is completely empty.

Hence, I'm being Posty McPosterson today. LiveJournal: because it beats working...

I now have, courtesy of chaos5023, a titanium spork--arguably the coolest piece of cutlery ever created. With that, a steak knife, and about eighteen hundred nuclear bombs, I could rule the earth.


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tacit
Jan. 9th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
Heh. Eighteen hundred nuclear bombs? :)
james_the_evil1
Jan. 9th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
Hm, with deadline looming & payroll low, what're chances of you being down here Saturday?
tacit
Jan. 9th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
Slightly less than the odds of being abducted by space aliens who are all clones of Elvis, but slightly greater than the odds that George W will actually find a workable Iraq strategy--which is to say, between slim and none. More's the pity.
james_the_evil1
Jan. 9th, 2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
Well damn. Would've been nice to see you. I was gonna show you my new "precious," and maybe even play with the buttons.
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