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OK, wish me luck...

I'm about to go talk to the business manager of the company I'm working with about why there's no money in the payroll account, and when this situation will be rectified.

If I fail to get answers that satisfy me, I think I'll drive over to the Apple store and see if they need any new Apple Geniuses. ("Why should we hire you as an Apple Genius?" "Well, let's see. I've been using Apple computers since the Apple ][e; I've used every version of the Mac's operating system from System 1.1 through Mac OS 10.4, including beta and developer preview versions; for the last eight years, I've owned a consulting business configuring, repairing, networking, and doing system integration for Apple client and server machines in environments ranging from home offices to the data centers of Fortune 100 companies; the last time I was in here getting a recalcitrant DVD burner in a MacBook laptop replaced, I answered a customer's question that none of the existing Apple geniuses could answer; and oh yeah, I'm a fucking registered Apple developer. So whaddya think? Think I'm qualified?")

Update: He slipped out the door early today. I'll have to get him first thing tomorrow.


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Jan. 23rd, 2007 04:19 am (UTC)
You're channeling "BeetleJuice".

Good luck.
Jan. 23rd, 2007 12:45 pm (UTC)
Re: Funny
Oh, THANK you! I couldn't remember what that was. "Not to mention you're talkin' to a DEAD guy here!"
Jan. 23rd, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
Good luck with everything... Hope it works out, either way...
Jan. 23rd, 2007 05:04 am (UTC)
Good Luck.. and don't forget to email me your resume!
Jan. 23rd, 2007 06:01 am (UTC)
hey, my partner knows an ex Apple Genius who would know the whole interview process to increase your chances of success. Contact me by email @ leppardf@mac.com if you would like to talk to him! (They both work at Apple)
Jan. 23rd, 2007 02:20 pm (UTC)
Fyi, when I was trolling Craigslist daily for jobs, I saw a number of OS X field service kinds of things. Granted, I wasn't looking at Atlanta but that means there might be something worth looking for.

Jan. 23rd, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
guess you'll hav eto kill him. or i could come do it for cheap.
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