Was it cunningminx? Oh, no. It was a babble of Jehovah's Witlesses, come to preach the good news that a Zombie Messiah had risen from the dead to pardon us from a collective sin visited upon us when a woman made out of a rib was persuaded by a talking snake to eat an apple.
Anyway, they left some literature, which included on its cover this picture of Christ the Messiah:
The first thing I couldn't help but notice is that, my, that Jesus looks awfully Caucasian for a Middle Eastern Jew. cunningminx also observed that he clearly uses Product in his hair, and his beard is remarkably neat for a person living in the desert in a pre-industrial society.
He's got great teeth, too.
I had no idea that Jesus was a metrosexual. The things one can learn from Watchtower publications...why, they're nearly as informative as Chick tracts!