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The Internets: Not just for porn any more!

The Internet is a great place to see things you've never seen before. No, I'm not talking about videos of people falling down the stairs or hot lesbian sex with alien tentacle monsters; you can get those in real life on most weekends. I mean...other stuff. Strange stuff. Stuff that Man Was Not Meant to Know.

Like, for example, Cthulu/Winnie The Pooh fiction.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
That’s not dead which can eternal lie,
And in aeons strange even Death may die --
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.


And it's not just isolated little bits. This stuff is everywhere. And its not just Pooh. Even Dr. Seuss has a dark and brooding madness lurking beneath the surface.

And it gets stranger. Everyone knows about the Great Pumpkin, who rises from the pumpkin patch to fly about the world. But few know the full truth, the eldritch horror of the Great Old Pumpkin. Fewer still have learned that truth and not been driven mad.




This content-free post brought to you by the letter C and the number--oh, God, I can see forever!


Comments

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violet_tigress1
Aug. 27th, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
No, I'm not talking about videos of people falling down the stairs

It's too bad I didn't have a video camera that one time.
dwer
Aug. 27th, 2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, Bother!
7owti5
Aug. 27th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
MORE TURTLES!

Excellent.
zotmeister
Aug. 27th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
I take it you've seen Calls For Cthulhu already? If not, it's well worth the time. Pay especial attention to the closing theme music and see if you can place it... - ZM
dawnd
Aug. 27th, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC)
Oooooh Kaaaaay. Thank you for my daily dose of surrealism. I was obviously in need.
sterno
Aug. 28th, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
Oh you mean like Walrus on Wombat erotic fiction.


Don't ask... don't tell...
mr_z
Aug. 28th, 2007 11:05 am (UTC)
And then there's the lyrics to "The Rainbow Connection".... Lessee...
Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
They're only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see

...and...
Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard them calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The young sailors
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's something that I'm supposed to be

nixicat
Aug. 28th, 2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
www.hello-cthulu.com
aiyume
Sep. 13th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
Tom Smith has a great parody called (House at Cthulhu Corner.
tacit
Sep. 13th, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
That is teh awesome!
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