I'm maintaining some of my Linux systems, and I go to install some tools associated with my virtualization into Mandriva, formerly Mandrake Linux, one of the various Linux flavors I keep handy.
sudo sh /mnt/cdrom/parallels-tools.run
and it responds with
bash: sudo: command not found
WTF??! Mandriva's defult install doesn't include sudo? Isn't that, like making a motorcycle that doesn't include a seat, or a house that doesn't include windowpanes? How in the name of all that is holy do you release a Linux distro without sudo? Am I missing something here?