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Things I learned last night

"Ow!" is not a safeword.
"Oooooohhhh FUUUUCK!!!" is not a safeword.
"Oh my God YAAAAAAAAAAGH!" is not a safeword.
"EEEEEEEIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!" is not a safeword.
A "cardigan" is a type of sweater.


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visudo
Dec. 9th, 2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
Other common not-safewords are "PLEASE," "oh GOD PLEASE!" and "NO NO NO NO NONONOAHHH!"
violet_tigress1
Dec. 9th, 2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
I guess "Ow! FUCK!" doesn't work either.

Howw about, "I said MORE lube!"

Edited at 2007-12-09 07:22 pm (UTC)
magentametrix
Dec. 9th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC)
I tend to get inarticulate in the throes of passion, so Hubby has learned that a clench with a look of distress and a strangled "STUFF!" is a 'yellow'-equivalent that can be resolved with the liberal application of SlipperyStuff.
tyskkvinna
Dec. 9th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)
I was totally expecting "cardigan" to be the safeword.
magentametrix
Dec. 9th, 2007 08:52 pm (UTC)
It would probably be a good choice because, at least before this, I would never have expected it to spontaneously introduce itself into a scene.
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icedrake
Dec. 9th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
So what *is* a safeword?
tacit
Dec. 10th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
"Aardvark" is a safeword, at least around me. "Red" is a popular one as well. "Oh, sweet Jesus, no way!" on the other hand, not so much. :)
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joreth
Dec. 9th, 2007 08:21 pm (UTC)
There are safe words?
merovingian
Dec. 10th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
Words in general are pretty dangerous.

You know, because they convey ideas.
(no subject) - joreth - Dec. 10th, 2007 02:31 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - merovingian - Dec. 10th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC) - Expand
debxena
Dec. 9th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC)
Mmm, I think cardigan would be a great safeword ... except I often put one on post-play.

You didn't know what a cardigan was?
tacit
Dec. 10th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Nope! I didn't know what a cardigan was. I have a lot of strange gaps in my knowledge, mostly centered around cooking, sewing, and similar domestic-type things.
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tedeisenstein
Dec. 9th, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
You two weren't in such perfect synchronicity that a safe word was needed? Better turn in your BDSM membership cards!
tacit
Dec. 10th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
BWAH! Don't look at me; I was just an onlooker, not an active participant, for the evening.
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tacit
Dec. 9th, 2007 11:32 pm (UTC)
Not at all. Welcome aboard!
catdragon_
Dec. 9th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
I have to remind my lady that "Uncle" is not a safeword. mwhahaha
red_girl_42
Dec. 10th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)
I have actually unthinkingly tried to "tap out" before realizing that I'm having sex, not competing in a grappling match.
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samhainborn
Dec. 9th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
Wow, sounds like YOU had a good weekend! LoL

quadrapop
Dec. 10th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
So... was she English?.... lol


the Cardigan is named after the 7th Earl of Cardigan (that's in Wales....) more info http://tinyurl.com/29jrwk
vikki_rubbrvixn
Dec. 10th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
A 'baloo' is a bear. A 'harfang' is an owl.
tacit
Dec. 10th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Wow, I'm learning all kinds of unexpected things here!
phoenixgeisha
Dec. 10th, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)
Cardigan. :)
mosthings1z
Dec. 10th, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
Mine is Kelly Clarkson. LOL (Ganked from 40 year old virgin when the dude was getting waxed and he yelled out her name, LMAO Curiously, I don't remember much else from that movie.)
tacit
Dec. 10th, 2007 09:46 pm (UTC)
I've never seen the movie, but that's pretty damn funny...
indigofae
Dec. 11th, 2007 01:24 am (UTC)
BEST. POST. EVER.
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