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It's the Terminator Kama Sutra!

This one's for datan0de:

An illustrated guide to sex positions...with Terminators!


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Dec. 21st, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Where do you find these things?

I especially like the oral sex one where the red eye lights light up the other skeleton from the inside.
Dec. 21st, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
That one's awesome, and so's the one where one of them is bent over, bracing itself on an iPod.
Dec. 21st, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
That = win!
Dec. 21st, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
Oh god.. you know me and the whole cyborg thing...add in a random mad scientist and I'd be swooning. Well hell, too late, that's f'ing hot. :)
Dec. 21st, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
that looks so awesome!
Dec. 21st, 2007 08:51 am (UTC)

Dec. 21st, 2007 10:40 am (UTC)
BY BARELYFITZ AT 07/30/07 10:23 PM
Come with me if you want to live...

*snerk!* Oh! Ohhh!
Dec. 21st, 2007 01:13 pm (UTC)
OMG. And I always thought Michael Beihn was the hottest thing about Terminator. I am now proven wrong.
Dec. 21st, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC)
Also, I have to say that ever since I saw this post I've had Bring Tha Noize stuck in my head.

Time for me to exit, Terminator sex it
Dec. 21st, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
Why have you done this to me? Don't you love me?
Dec. 21st, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
Some people have FAR too much free time...

You know femetal is gonna kick your ass if datan0de insists she replace her eyes with red LEDs after seeing this, right?
Dec. 31st, 2007 06:58 am (UTC)
It'll never happen. I'm far too squeamish about things happening to eyes to even consider making such a request. I find it unnerving just to watch femetal put in contact lenses, ferchrissake! :-/
Dec. 31st, 2007 06:53 am (UTC)
Golly! Um, uh... wow. I don't really know what to say.

I'll admit- it is kind of hot. But there are problems:

* Endoskeletons don't have sex organs. The T-800 frame may be exclusively used in male models and therefore have a gender of sorts, but the actual gonads are entirely flesh bits.

* The feet are modeled all wrong. This is a pretty big turnoff not because I have a foot fetish (I don't), but rather because I have an endoskeleton fetish and the lack of authenticity is somewhat off-putting.

* This is the big problem: they're fucking. As twisted as this sounds that seriously reduces the eroticism. If they were flesh-covered cyborgs that might be a different story, but endoskeletons parodying human copulation sort of defeats the point. Call me a purist, but I want to see my hot & heavy metal being manufactured on a goddamn assembly line, as is proper for a machine! *That* gets my blood moving! I may have to go watch the teaser trailer for T2 or the opening credits for Ghost in the Shell to purge my visual buffer.

I'm obviously reading this post long after you've posted it, but the timing is apropos. As much as my waking thoughts dwell upon post-apocalyptic battlefields, my dreams are almost always mundane and I can count on one hand the number of times terminators have ever appeared. Last night was one of them. I had a brief dream that started off as a nightmare- I was being chased by non-specific threats that were rapidly gaining on me. I rounded a corner and ran smack into a pair of endoskeletons. My immediate response? Relief. Their sudden appearance didn't mean my doom- it meant that the cavalry had arrived. There was no sense of them being a threat to me at all, as we were clearly on the same side. I let them deal with my pursuers, the dream ceased to be a nightmare, and everything pretty much faded back to mundane stuff after that.
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