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Happiness

Happiness is...

...when your girlfriend is visiting from out of town, and you go home for lunch, pull on a rubber glove, push her down, fist her to orgasm, leave her a happy, giggling, glowing post-orgiastic mess on the bed, and go back to work.

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lunasmiles
Jan. 21st, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a great lunch date! Seattle's a great place to have lunch.... ;~D

tacit
Jan. 24th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
It is, most truly, an excellent way to spend lunch. Seattle's not a good place to have lunch from Atlanta, though...
lunasmiles
Jan. 25th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
Oh I know it's a bit of a distance, but perhaps we could entice you with some playtime at the Center for Sex Positive Culture! Or you could even do a workshop for us!

http://www.sexpositiveculture.org
tacit
Jan. 25th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
Now that looks like fun. I'm especially intrigued by the notion of an evening dedicated to sex machines and sushi, both of which are on my list of Favorite Things Ever.

Pity Seattle is so far and nobody's come up with a working teleporter yet.
writersblock_va
Jan. 21st, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
Amen! but in my case replace "girlfriend" with "wife" and "fisting" with "Fucking" :D
ktar
Jan. 21st, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
I like that you have elected to keep the rubber glove in your version.
writersblock_va
Jan. 21st, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
heh~ an oversight, but might make it sting a little more when I spank her on the ass :D
cheerilyxmorbid
Jan. 21st, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
:D Sounds like great fun.
And that is an AWESOME icon. I might have to steal it.
tacit
Jan. 24th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
Why, thankew! Made it mesself. :)
gentleindiff
Jan. 21st, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
YESSS
libbydabomb
Jan. 21st, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
I had that this weekend, except it was a crucifix...

:)
rain_herself
Jan. 21st, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
How very Exorcist of you. ;)
tacit
Jan. 24th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
A crucifix instead of a rubber glove?
beckycaret
Jan. 21st, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
HAHA!
ashbet
Jan. 22nd, 2008 01:30 am (UTC)
Well, goodness gracious!!

*grins*

-- A <3
dayo
Jan. 22nd, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
Fancy running into you here:) I'm not sure we've ever met but we have quite a few mutual friends (Jola and the rest of the Chicago contingent).
ashbet
Jan. 25th, 2008 10:38 am (UTC)
*smiles* Why, hello there! Nice getting a formal introduction! ^_^

If you don't mind, I'd like to add you . . . I've always liked the things you've had to say in the communities I've read you in. (And I'm always hopelessly awkward at this bit, my apologies!)

-- A <3
dayo
Jan. 25th, 2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks, I'll add you back if you don't mind. :)
ashbet
Jan. 25th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
Oh, please do! Thank you!

I'm off to England in a few hours, but I look forward to getting to know you in the future, once I'm back on LJ!

-- A ^_^
tacit
Jan. 24th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
Or words to that effect.... :D
james_the_evil1
Jan. 23rd, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
I need more lunchbreaks like that.
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