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Bizarre spam, now in Russian!

So I get an enormous amount of spam every day. About half the spam I get is in Russian, with another quarter (half the remaining) in English. The rest is more or less evenly divided among Spanish, Polish, French, Hebrew, and Arabic, in more or less that order.

Every now and then, something truly bizarre lands in my email. Case in point: this Russian language image spam, which as near as I can tell is an advert for a company that makes the gigantic rectal probes used by space aliens when they abduct human females and anally examine them.




I know some folks on my flist can read Russian. So what gives? Ads for alien anal probing machinery? Alien abduction services? Flying saucer mechanics? Gigantic machine screws? Luscious femmebots programmed for pleasure? Seriously, wtf?

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zastrazzi
Mar. 10th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
You officially win 'weirdest spam of the year'

Jeebus. I get a crapload of spam myself, and even *I* never got anything *that* weird.
purplemusic
Mar. 10th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
HA! That could be it's own LJ community.... Nevermind "badspam" is already here!
31504
Mar. 10th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
o.O

And why does that alien look like the defoliated corpse of Vincent from Beauty and the Beast?
insaint
Mar. 10th, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
Dropping by from redsash's LJ...

They're selling construction equipment. Specifically, plasma cutters and welding equipment. They deliver. :)
macman47
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
I was just going to say that those looked like welders.
chezmax
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
Seriously? And it requires aliens and nude women to sell?!
insaint
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
*shrug* It doesn't have to make sense. It's Russian. :)
chezmax
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:16 pm (UTC)
I figured everyone was bound by the laws of logic and sense.

Well, except the Japanese. :)
insaint
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
Then how do you explain the Soviet Union? ;)
poeticalpanther
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
That's a very big bolt she has.
polylizzy
Mar. 10th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
Good thing she doesn't have nuts then huh?
_luaineach
Mar. 11th, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
hahahaha!
icedrake
Mar. 10th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
In wholesale quantities. By saucer. :)
tyskkvinna
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
naked chicks sell welders, didn't you know?
libbydabomb
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:36 pm (UTC)
that is hilarious!
tiggerypum
Mar. 10th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
Sheesh, I went and shared this with friends, and they pointed out that the ad is selling a 'Tig'

:P
ashbet
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
That is . . . truly impressive.

-- A :>
jtroutman
Mar. 11th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
that is the weirdest looking picture spam I have ever seen. Man, you get all of the good stuff. :)
zotmeister
Mar. 11th, 2008 05:52 am (UTC)
Man - if the Russians were that cool a few decades ago, maybe they would have won the Cold War. - ZM
icedrake
Apr. 11th, 2008 01:58 am (UTC)
Sorry to tell ya this, but we did.
datan0de
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
I don't understand. Which part is supposed to be weird? ;-)

Wait. Is that a really big bolt or a really tiny woman?

By the way, I'm getting you an MZ-1000 for your birthday.
self_confusion4
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
I don't care HOW experience you are with anal. That shit would be PAINFUL. Does she wants anal sex or her colon flushed? Jesus.
jonnymoon
Mar. 14th, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
Consider it payback for outing all those Russian "Business Networks".


BTW, not sure if you read my remarks, but I wanted to let you know...I spoke with a manufacturer about getting those glasses made...and he turned me down flat. Said there'd be all kinds of concerns about medical liability.

Told me to go talk to a piercing company.

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