Franklin Veaux (tacit) wrote,
Franklin Veaux

Which is better...

...a box of sex, or a box of meat?

Once upon a time, bishop_henley went out to eat, and came back with a take-home box filled with meat. A large take-home box. And indeed, his box of meat was a metaphor for decadent excess for many months.

There is, no doubt, a very carnal pleasure to be had from possessing a box of meat. The phrase even SOUNDS animalistic--"box of meat."

Yesterday, the box of sex toys I ordered to go along with Symphony arrived. A very large box of sex toys. So large, there is something almost divine in its excess.

I like the idea of a box of sex better than the idea of a box of meat. bishop_henley claims this is because I don't fully appreciate meat--which is not entirely true. I do appreaciate meat, though not in a "steak and potatoes" kind of way--more in a "McDonald's, Wendys, pepperoni pizza" kind of way. Nevertheless, he prefers his box of meat, I prefer my box of sex.
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