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Which is better...

...a box of sex, or a box of meat?

Once upon a time, bishop_henley went out to eat, and came back with a take-home box filled with meat. A large take-home box. And indeed, his box of meat was a metaphor for decadent excess for many months.

There is, no doubt, a very carnal pleasure to be had from possessing a box of meat. The phrase even SOUNDS animalistic--"box of meat."

Yesterday, the box of sex toys I ordered to go along with Symphony arrived. A very large box of sex toys. So large, there is something almost divine in its excess.

I like the idea of a box of sex better than the idea of a box of meat. bishop_henley claims this is because I don't fully appreciate meat--which is not entirely true. I do appreaciate meat, though not in a "steak and potatoes" kind of way--more in a "McDonald's, Wendys, pepperoni pizza" kind of way. Nevertheless, he prefers his box of meat, I prefer my box of sex.


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Aug. 23rd, 2002 04:35 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah, if you have a bunch of McDonalds patties in that box, I'd prefer it too!

Heh, I'm Gary's box of sex though, but mmmmmm, I'd love a box of sex toys. :D
Aug. 23rd, 2002 07:11 pm (UTC)
SInce I do not eat meat, I would prefer a box of sex, but than again, I would still like a box of sex compared to a box of meat ... well becuase it is sex .. and an orgasm would be more fun than eating a piece of meat.
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