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Tracking the Unicorn

Anyone who's been around in the poly community has met, on at least 724 occasions, a married couple looking for a hot bisexual woman to come be their "third."

In the interests of presenting a public service, I've prepared this handy guide to unicorn hunting--a flowchart for people looking for that hot bi babe. You can all thank me later.

This actually popped into my head while I was in the shower this morning, and refused to quit bugging me 'til I did something about it. Clicky on the picture to embiggen.


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Apr. 29th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
Its funny because its (largely) true.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
No one wants to take me up on my idea of a great personals website: Unicorn Hunter.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
Or it could be a porn site, a la "MILF Hunter"
(no subject) - cuddlycthulhu - Apr. 29th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
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Apr. 29th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
I think we should establish a perma link in the poly communities user info to this.
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(no subject) - writerspleasure - Apr. 30th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
*laughs until he falls over*

Right now, someone is looking at that and going "Bah! *I* don't do that! I just can't find a Hot Bisexual Babe because...."

You know it's true.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)

well played.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
It's only so funny because it's so, so true.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
You are brilliant.
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
Have you posted this on dot_poly_snark? Because it would go over very very well there!
Apr. 29th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
What if I'm looking for a hot bi guy to be my third ... fourth, maybe.
Nov. 3rd, 2016 07:41 pm (UTC)
My thoughts too!
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Apr. 29th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
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Apr. 29th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
I think "Dump Her" should either go back to "Start" or "Frustrated Yet?", but otherwise it looks right :-)
Apr. 30th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
Nah--you can never skip the bitching about how there are never any REAL HBBs out there. It's mandatory.
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
You rock!
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
I will pay money for an 18" x 24" poster version of this.
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
Seconded! I'll hang it up at every PolyC meeting!
(no subject) - zaiah - Apr. 30th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC) - Expand
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
Hah, this is great! :D

Also, flow charts are sexy.
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
Amazing. A friend commented this would make a great board game. He also requested the opposing, "Flowchart for Hot Bi Chicks Looking for a Couple." heh.
May. 8th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
A flowchart consisting of two boxes and one line is not much of a flowchart at all..
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