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I have captured a soul

I know what you're thinking. "That's absurd," you're thinking, "you don't have enough rubidium to contain a soul. Plus, where did you find a steady 850 megawatt supply of power?"

But, as it turns out, there's an easier way!

I would not have believed it, but it seems that the primitive, superstitious tribes we sometimes encounter deep in the Amazon jungle or living in rural Mississippi are right; a photograph really can capture a person's essence.

Don't believe me? I defy anyone who knows datan0de to say that this photograph has not fundamentally captured his living essence:



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May. 24th, 2009 09:52 pm (UTC)
Point of order...
When the window displaying the image is closed, I continue to exist.

(My "Mortos der Soulstealer" userpic has never been so appropriate.)
May. 26th, 2009 01:36 pm (UTC)
*prepares continuously open window just to trap you in it.. considers setting up a mechanical eye to allow it to be continuously watched*

*whistles innocently*
May. 26th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
You fool - photos don't capture essences, they copy them! Now there's two of them!! - ZM
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