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How I wake up

Uncompressing kernel......done.
Loading kernel...........................

FRANKLIN version 8.4(1) loaded. Good morning!

Loading sex drive framework....done.
Current arousal level is 8 (0-9)

Loading soundtrack...done.
Current music playing inside your head is:
VNV Nation, Standing

Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Throttling respawn
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers.............. *FAILED*
Note: Last message repeated 47 times

Loading device drivers..............done.
Probing devices:
Found 2 arm(s)
Found 2 leg(s)
Found 1 head(s)
*** WARNING: Head hurts, skipping further integrity checks
Found 1 sex organ(s)
Note: Current arousal level changed to 9 (0-9)

Loading speech centers... *FAILED*
Will retry in background

Registered new device: hands
Registered new device: feet
Registered new device: nose
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Registered new device: eyes
Initializing visual centers...... *FAILED*
Initializing visual centers...... *FAILED*
Initializing visual centers...... *FAILED*
Note: Last message repeated 16 times
Initializing visual centers...... done, loading object recognition framework
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic

Initializing to-do list... done
Note: "Go pee" moved to top of to-do list
Note: "Go pee" urgency changed to 7 (0-9)
Loading speech centers... *FAILED*
Will retry in background

Current runlevel is now 1
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Initializing object recognition framework..............done.
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): cat
Identified 1 object(s): blanket
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
Note: Last message repeated 15 times
Note: "Go pee" urgency changed to 8 (0-9)
Loading speech centers... *FAILED*
Will retry in background

Current runlevel is now 2
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
Loading motor control.......done.
Note: "Move cat" moved to top of to-do list
Note: "Move cat" urgency changed to 9 (0-9)
Loading speech centers...done
Note: "Go pee" urgency changed to 9 (0-9)
Note: Added "Find food" to to-do list
Note: "Find food" urgency changed to 8 (0-9)
FRANKLIN version 8.4(1) running on device 0 runlevel 2
Good morning, Franklin! Time to face the day!

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zastrazzi
Jun. 7th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
Thanks for bringing the lulz ;)
winterlady
Jun. 7th, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
Roflmao - that is beautiful. :)

^_^ You should run that when your systems boot up. I bet you can program that and run it in automator with terminal.
gesundyke
Jun. 7th, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
i should do one of these
lx
Jun. 7th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
How does the fsck process factor into this if the shutdown was, shall we say, unclean?
zastrazzi
Jun. 7th, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
He'd definitely have to resolve any issues with the sticky bit ;)
greenquotebook
Jun. 7th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
drjon
Jun. 7th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
*YOINK!*

A work of sublime beauty.
onmyownterms
Jun. 8th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
Stunning...
Your blog always makes me either smile or think. I love that about you!
joreth
Jun. 8th, 2009 02:16 am (UTC)
Fucking hilarious. You're the only person I know who has as much trouble getting up in the morning as I do. This could have been written about me (minus the cat biting the nose thing ... my cat just sits on my chest, and your cat doesn't bite my nose, he steals my hand)
tcpip
Jun. 8th, 2009 02:16 am (UTC)
Nice work.. :)
lilwolfgirl22
Jun. 8th, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)
Ya know...I don't really consider myself all that "geeky", but this made me laugh. Especially making the connection of "nose hurts" to "cat biting nose". And btw, I'm just as completely dysfunctional in the mornings.
addiejd
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
My cat used to punch me in the eye to wake me up. I feel your pain. She never bothered the boyfriend I lived with.
solar_diablo
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:26 pm (UTC)
Surfed in from red_girl_42's LJ, liked what I saw, added you.
tacit
Jun. 8th, 2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
Howdy, and welcome aboard!
geisel
Jun. 8th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
Nerd. Haha.
blyssmouse
Jun. 8th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
OMG - you are now responsible for my having peed myself laughing so hard it hurts.
visudo
Jun. 9th, 2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
Not ready reading kink drive

Abort / Retry / Fail? |
londubh
Jun. 22nd, 2009 07:30 am (UTC)
Ok, almost 50 failures of the device driver loading sequence? Only using 2 of the additional 8 digits afforded you by the 4th bit for Urgency and Arousal level?

...are you running on a microsoft product? You poor, poor man...
tacit
Jun. 29th, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
Heh. It's worse than that. Compared to my brain when i first wake up, a Microsoft program is a model of stability and reliability.

And I bet that's the first time anyone has ever said "a Microsoft program is a model of stability and reliability" without a "not" in between.
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