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From the depths of Victorian sexual prudery comes this device, the Lawson's Vaginal Washer, designed to clean the inside of one's vagina by means of a perforated water-spraying tube surrounded by--and I shudder to say this--rotating squeegee scrapers.

I can think of about a dozen uses for this in a BDSM context right off the top of my head. Just over half of them involve joreth. That brings two questions to mind:

1. Anyone know some person in the Portland/Seattle area with the necessary craft skills to build one of these?


2. Hey joreth, when are you coming to visit?


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Jul. 3rd, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)

O_o Good Lord that looks evil!!!!
Jul. 3rd, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
I so want this thing to play "Pop goes the Weasel" as you turn it.
Jul. 3rd, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
I do not want that Jack in my box.
I wonder what it would do when it got to the POP.
Jul. 4th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Re: I do not want that Jack in my box.
Jul. 5th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
Jul. 3rd, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
Any plans to combine it with a miniature violet wand and to power it via Tesla's wireless transmission.
Jul. 4th, 2009 07:37 am (UTC)
I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.

In fact, given its copper color, when I first looked at it I assumed it was an electrical device.

Edited at 2009-07-04 07:37 am (UTC)
Jul. 3rd, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
You know...a few hundred years ago, people with your predilection and intelligence could have been doctors...designing these things. All in the pursuit of science and medicine, of course.

Thankfully, with more education (and the Internet!), we now have BDSM communities to cull the medical profession of demented doctors.
Jul. 4th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
That thing looks pretty scary.
Jul. 4th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
You are an evil, evil man
Jul. 4th, 2009 07:37 am (UTC)
EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE.

And we all want to LIVE, don't we?
Jul. 5th, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, I know. It helps. :)
Jul. 4th, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
I can build that. :)

Can you get me a prototype to start from and measure?

Duck's Twatwasher :)

Edited at 2009-07-04 01:16 am (UTC)
Jul. 4th, 2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
well I think
I'd have fun testing the prototypes, and then taking them further as I automated and electrified it
Jul. 5th, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
I've got no idea how big this thing is; sadly, I don't have a prototype. This picture is all I have. (If I did have a prototype, you can bet I'd be posting long, not-work-safe articles about its kinky uses and the results thereof.)

Given its function, I can imagine it's likely no more than two inches wide and eight inches long at most. The squeegees look like leather to me.
Jul. 5th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
The Modern-Day Version:


I have to admit I am super curious.....
Jul. 5th, 2009 04:03 am (UTC)
Is anybody freaked out by the return policy? cuz I TOTALLY want one of these that somebody else returned.
Jul. 5th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
Ew! LoL
Jul. 12th, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
Lawson was a fascinating character (we are talking about Alfred Lawson, right?).

Check out this page about Lawson:
Jul. 12th, 2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
Re: Lawsonomy
Wow. Just...wow. Amazing that this guy managed to find the time to build an object that actually exists!
Oct. 19th, 2009 04:39 am (UTC)
are you kidding me?! you have no uses for the Spermatorrhea Ring on the same page? :).
Oct. 19th, 2009 04:40 am (UTC)
whoops, how'd i get signed-out? that was me, zzita, above.
Mar. 10th, 2011 04:08 pm (UTC)
My uterus hurts... :'(
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