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"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked with, let them tie you to a bed post, have them lick you until you scream, then fuck until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, post this exact sentence in your journal."

Several people, actually. Some of whom I have done these things with, and some of whom I haven't. A couple of the folks on my friends list I'd like to do this with might not even know I'd like to do it with them, in fact...I'm devious and canny like that.

And with one or two of 'em, after I'm done...the washer for you!!!



( 17 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 15th, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
is it wrong that the washer turns me on so much?
Jul. 15th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
Re: So...
Yes. Yes, it is. *twitch* *shiver* :)

Jul. 16th, 2009 09:55 pm (UTC)
Re: So...
Oh, yes. Very, very wrong. In all the right ways.
Jul. 16th, 2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
Pray tell...
I don't suppose you know where I could obtain one?
Jul. 16th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Re: Pray tell...
Sadly, no (else I'd have one myself!). I suspect the most likely option is to build one, or something like it.
Jul. 15th, 2009 11:36 am (UTC)
..you're a horrible, horrible person, posting a meme i feel compelled to perpetuate (i normally let them die)
Jul. 16th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm a horrible, horrible person for reasons other than that... :)
Jul. 16th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
No argument there, I'm just adding to the case against you is all.. :D
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Jul. 16th, 2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
You raise an excellent point. My lack of assertiveness and generally timid demeanor have been crosses I've been struggling with all my life, and...

I don't think I can even go on with this and keep a straight face.
Jul. 15th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
Gawd, The washer. I think I just got an instant soft on.
Jul. 16th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
At least you have bedposts to tie to!

::sorts through rope::
Jul. 19th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
That's why I bought this bed: http://www.onewayfurniture.com/wab-cb1017.html

Worth. Every. Penny.
Jul. 19th, 2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
Oooh! I like!

Mine's a king-sized wrought-iron canopy bed...not quite as pretty, but I like the overhead canopy to hang floggers and crops from.
Jul. 19th, 2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
Canopies are very nice. I don't think our ceiling fan would allow for it, but maybe when I get that mansion...
Jul. 20th, 2009 05:06 am (UTC)
::wishes for a larger bedroom & money for a nifty bed frame::
Jul. 16th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Friends list? What's that? ;-P
Jul. 16th, 2009 03:57 am (UTC)
Sorry, didn't notice I was logged out, or even know how that happened.
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