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"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked with, let them tie you to a bed post, have them lick you until you scream, then fuck until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, post this exact sentence in your journal."

Several people, actually. Some of whom I have done these things with, and some of whom I haven't. A couple of the folks on my friends list I'd like to do this with might not even know I'd like to do it with them, in fact...I'm devious and canny like that.

And with one or two of 'em, after I'm done...the washer for you!!!



Jul. 16th, 2009 09:55 pm (UTC)
Re: So...
Oh, yes. Very, very wrong. In all the right ways.
Jul. 16th, 2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
Pray tell...
I don't suppose you know where I could obtain one?
Jul. 16th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Re: Pray tell...
Sadly, no (else I'd have one myself!). I suspect the most likely option is to build one, or something like it.