Franklin Veaux (tacit) wrote,
Franklin Veaux
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DragonCon!

ZOMG. I'm trying to think of a balanced and reasonable way to describe the past several days. I'd say things like "best con ever" and "the most amazing five days a human being can ever hope to imagine in this life or the next," but I don't know if they really convey quite how I feel.

Unfortunately, I'm still totally exhausted (despite about twelve hours' worth of sleep), and I'm nowhere near cogent enough to be able to write about Dragon*Con. So instead I'll do something I generally don't do, and just re-post messages from my Twitter account.

franklinveaux: has to be at the airport in six hours, and isn't happy 'bout it.
(12:36 AM Sep 2nd from web)

...At the airport. Sleepy. Woman reading Following God's Footsteps & taking notes. Please don't let her sit next to me...
(8:02 AM Sep 2nd from mobile web)

...#dragoncon! I feel like a kid on Christmas eve in a candy store on the way to Grandma's house to go trick or treating for Easter eggs!
(8:05 AM Sep 2nd from mobile web)

Whew! Ms. "Stomping with God" nowhere in sight. And soon: DragonCon DragonCon DragonCon DragonCon @joreth DragonCon DragonCon!
(8:29 AM Sep 2nd from mobile web)

...Ugh. Remembering anew why I hate travel.
(4:09 PM Sep 2nd from mobile web)

...The current threat level is Orange. Please feel a vaguely-defined sense of fear and anxiety at all times, especially around foreigners.
(4:15 PM Sep 2nd from mobile web)

...On the road, on the road, on the way to DragonCon!
(7:35 AM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...wants to do things to @joreth that are illegal in 22 states. #dragoncon #kinkysex
(11:01 AM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...Group makeout in front of Cracker Barrel! I <3 my life. #dragoncon
(12:22 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...Group makeout session in front of the gas station! This is going to be a great con. #dragoncon #kinkysex
(2:21 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...Checking in with @joreth, and they put us in a room that already had someone in it. Hello, awkward! #dragoncon #hotelfail #weirdthingsafoot
(4:32 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...As usual, #dragoncon registration is the place where farce meets tragedy. #recurringfail
(6:04 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the VICTIM! #dragoncon #groupsex
(8:59 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...This con goes to ELEVEN! #dragoncon
(9:15 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...Walking down the street with @joreth carrying an M-16--and a cop walks up and asks her for a light. #dragoncon #onlyinatlanta #lifeisAWESOME
(9:54 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

..."I've got cuffs, I've got reusable ice cubes, I've got a catheter and a leaf blower..." --@datan0de to @joreth
(10:22 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web)

...It's not every day you can say you fucked someone with the ashes of dead stars. #nickeliron #stellarnucleosynthesis #dragoncon #groupsex
(12:37 AM Sep 4th from mobile web)

...It's as if yin just said "fuck it, I'm going to be yang!" --@datan0de #dragoncon #groupsex
(12:42 AM Sep 4th from mobile web)

...Just met @heidianderson at D*C! #dragoncon #coolpeople #sexy
(1:04 PM Sep 4th from mobile web)

...Hey, @zensidhe, I just ran into William Shatner in the men's room. He's shorter than I thought! #dragoncon #shatfest
(2:04 PM Sep 4th from web)

...I <3 having the kind of life that other people pay money to see on the Internet.
(4:28 PM Sep 4th from mobile web)

...There are certain problems that only happen in con space. Like, "what do we do with all this dry ice?" #dragoncon #frozenfail
(9:28 PM Sep 4th from mobile web)

...Having pet lesbians is even mere fun than having pet kittens! Plus, no litter box! #dragoncon #kryptonite
(1:21 AM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...@gvilledeltagir Of course science fiction conventions are kinky! That's at least 57% of the point. #dragoncon
(12:02 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...I just ate a Luna bar, and it failed to satisfy my hunger OR turn me into a lesbian. #sohungry #marketingfail #dragoncon
(12:07 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...RT @Cynraven more like 69%!! // And we still haven't met!
(12:08 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...The right sushi is an orgy for the mouth. The WRONG sushi is an orgy for the ass. #themoreyouknow
(12:20 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...Trapped in line hell to see Adam Savage. #dragoncon #sendhelp #dyinghere
(2:41 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...New from Disney/Marvel: The Wolverine(tm) brand dildo with realistic claw action! #ohthehumanity
(2:59 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

..."Science is a messy, deeply creative process." --@donttrythis (who totally rocks)
(3:09 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...Group makeout in front of the Sheraton! #dragoncon #kindofappropriate #nonotreally
(3:53 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...Sarah Silverman may be fucking Matt Damon, but I'm groping Laurie Jupiter. #dragoncon #iwin
(4:08 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...Shelly is here!!! #punkin #lovelovelove #peoplewhomakelifeworthliving
(5:09 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...Trying to pick a safeword for @joreth. Suggestions: Please; Is that the best you can do?; What was that--a mosquito?; & Oh, that feels good
(9:36 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...wants to play a game of "Does it hurt when I do this?" with @joreth.
(10:01 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

...BSG/Matrix crossover: "Were you listening to me, doctor, or were you looking at the Cylon in red?"
(10:35 PM Sep 5th from mobile web)

..."Are you referring to pubic hair or the President?" --@datan0de
(1:49 AM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...is now officially registered for the next Frolicon! #surprisefigging #groupsex #ilovemylife
(3:40 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...At the Skeptoid panel before the evening's #groupsex. #dragoncon #skepticism #thingsthatrock #wheresfranklin
(4:25 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...Group makeout at the Skeptoid panel! #dragoncon #groupsex #probablynotappropriate #ghoststories
(4:43 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...is thinking that The Skeptical Pervert would make a cool podcast.
(5:02 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...has just registered skepticalpervert.com. Halp! I know nothing about podcasting! #mygodwhathaveidone
(5:21 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...is learning about modifying neurons with photosensitive sodium ion channels to trigger them with light. #dragoncon #coolscience #ilovemylife
(6:04 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...Even the world's best tequila is still tequila. #dragoncon #mygodwhathaveidone
(6:42 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...is at the Mad Scientists Ball. #dragoncon #wheresfranklin #zombies #bringmetolife
(7:24 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...is standing at the Ball next to a hot chick who's singing the Portal theme. #dragoncon #ilovemylife
(8:00 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...The hypnotoad has you, Neo. #dragoncon #allglorytothehypnotoad
(8:04 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...Singing Tesla coils! Doing video game music! On instruments that can KILL YOU! #dragoncon
(8:50 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...About to head to the orgy. Hey, @cunningminx, when are you leaving Atlanta? We do need to hook up! #dragoncon
(9:17 PM Sep 6th from mobile web)

...is listening to someone having very noisy sex in front of an open hotel window. #dragoncon
(9:24 AM Sep 7th from mobile web)

...is getting food and catching up with @cunningminx #dragoncon #awesomepeople #barelyconscious
(10:01 AM Sep 7th from mobile web)

...is exhausted to the point of absolute misery, and happy way above my normal baseline of "delirious ecstasy." #dragoncon #ilovemylife
(1:05 PM Sep 7th from mobile web)

...Group makeout IN the Cracker Barrel! #groupsex #ZOMGSoInappropriate
(4:42 PM Sep 7th from mobile web)

...is listening to "The Demon-Haunted World" on audio book while driving home from #dragoncon with @joreth. #atheism #skepticism #science
(about 23 hours ago from mobile web)

...Checking email for the first time since #dragoncon. 581 new messages in my inbox. Plus, need to learn how to podcast! #sendhelp #dyinghere
(about 8 hours ago from web)
Tags: con, humor, science, sex
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