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Engrish Spam of the Week

From my email inbox this morning, a bit of spam directed at my Symtoys address from a sex toy manufacturer:

Dear Owners

We are the Leading manufacturers-cum-exporter of complete Adult Body Jewelry like Nipple Rings, Nipple Weight Stretchers, Cock Rings.

We TRIUNE SKINMOD SUPPLIES exporting this Adult Body Jewelry successfully throughout the world. Your good-self kindly requested to please visit our web-site indicate items of your choice enable us.

The company in question is in Pakistan...and no, it isn't the same company that has offered to sell me sex toys from Pakistan in the past.



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Oct. 15th, 2009 03:23 am (UTC)
Every time I read that, I keep thinking, ewwww, they export that?

(Posted before I read kiki39's comment. Great minds, and all that.)

Edited at 2009-10-15 03:24 am (UTC)
Oct. 16th, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC)
Pakistan? Really?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't these the guys who we're currently worried won't be able to control their nuclear arsenal?

Well, at least they know how to sell sex toys.
Feb. 5th, 2010 02:31 pm (UTC)
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