Tomorrow, we head off to Seattle, where we will spend the day hooking folks up to an EEG machine, getting them sexually aroused, and seeing if it results in a measurable, quantifiable change in observable brainwave patterns.
If the answer is "yes," the next step will be to see whether or not a Neurosky EEG chip can be programmed to spot that change; and if the answer to that question is "yes," then the next step after that is to see if it's possible to make a vibrator that can be controlled by thought.
Well, kind of. A vibrator that responds to arousal state, more precisely, but close enough.
And then, world domination!
Though not the kind Steve Jobs approves of. During the process of trying to work out transporting the EEG machine from the place where it's stored to the place where the mad science will be occurring, my iPhone made some...interesting word substitutions.