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The Mathematics of Sex Toys, Revisited

Quite some time ago, I wrote a post about the Most Annoying Sex Toy Ever, a hypothetical wearable vibrator that would run in an irregular pattern that the wearer could never get used to, but which also would not get the wearer off.

Lately I've been playing with an Arduino programmable board, and I've come one step closer to achieving that goal! This is a prototype of an annoying vibrator that's intended to frustrate the user but not get the user off. I'll post more about it later, but for now here's a teaser.

Interestingly, someone else who's read my previous post has written an Arduino program to do sine wave mixing the way I talked about in my earlier post, though the Arduino software I've written works a bit differently. The software I've written delays for a random time between 15 seconds and a minute and a half, then randomly chooses a pattern to run the vibe in. Each pattern has random variability baked into it, so whoever is wearing it can't identify the pattern when it starts.

Once the prototype is tested and made more portable (it doesn't have to be tethered to the laptop to work, just to upload the software to the Arduino board), I'll probably be posting schematics and software. Stay tuned!

I really, really love being me.


Jun. 18th, 2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
Computer-controlled electro toy
I have been also trying to implement self-made electro toys (though I'm male - i had the electrodes on my dick). I connected it to audio amp (with transformer, so no direct electrical connection to AC220V). As the wave generator, I used a software VST instrument "Massive" with Ableton. This is a great selection of generators, LFO's, filters and another effects - but I used to hear them, not to feel them on my dick. A midi controller was a nice add-on, cause I had faders and knobs to control the waves. Damn i quickly discovered which settings got me pain, which aroused, which stimulated - bringing me to the heavenly good orgasm :)
But I never repeated it - I'm in fear of connecting to AC-powered stuff. However, an amp with a laptop seems much safer...
I think I still have somewhere on my disks the Ableton project, will be interesting to hear what kind of sounds caused so much pleasure :)