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Improving Myself for the New Year

Normally, I do not make New Year's resolutions. In fact, I have never made a New year's resolution before.

However, in the interests of bettering myself as a person, this year I thought, "Why not?" After all, we all have areas we can improve, right? So why not?

For 2003, this is my New Year's resolution:

This year, I resolve to use my powers for evil.

That is all.


( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 4th, 2003 06:32 am (UTC)
for evil??
why for evil? Isn't there enough real evil and evil doers (painted by the Shrub man--gods i hate that phrase) right now?

Maybe you can do it better? Make evil more ummmm....pleasurable?

Jan. 7th, 2003 02:00 pm (UTC)
Re: for evil??
That's the point - evil = yum.
Jan. 11th, 2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
Re: for evil??
Why for evil? Because it's so much more fun than good! :)Evil, when properly done, is very pleasureable. Evil, when poorly done, is merely crass.
Jan. 4th, 2003 07:06 am (UTC)
evil huh?
What do you think is evil?
If you mean things that *some* of us woudn't consider evil then more power to ya :)
If, on the other hand you plan to go around maiming women and children, I MIGHT have an issue with that... ;----)
Jan. 11th, 2003 05:34 pm (UTC)
Re: *heh*
I'll leave the maiming of women and children to nitwits like Al Quaeda and the Irish Republican Army and those twits in Montana who hunker down in fortified bunkers waiting for the great race war or whatever the hell it is they're waiting for. I prefer my evil a bit more...delicious. ;)
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Jan. 11th, 2003 05:36 pm (UTC)
Aligning myself? Silly boy. Evil works against itself, not with itself. I'm not aligned with anybody.

Well, except for kellyannc, because she can cook and I can't. Evil is hungry work.
Jan. 6th, 2003 03:12 pm (UTC)
That will definitely be an "improvement." Evil as it exists thus far has been pretty sloppy.
Jan. 11th, 2003 05:36 pm (UTC)
Yep. And if there's one thing we hate, it's sloppy evil. :)
Feb. 28th, 2003 12:03 pm (UTC)
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