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You know it's gonna be a busy day when...

...it's 10:17 in the morning, you still aren't dressed, and already you've done the electronics assembly for two remote controlled sex toys and hired an outside salesman.

Soldering naked is an...er, interesting experience.

I should get dressed now.


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May. 2nd, 2003 10:29 am (UTC)
that reminds me of a friend who was lounging naked on his couch and decided to smoke a cigarette.

As he lit the match, the tip broke away and arced gracefully through the air before landing (still lit) on his right testicle.

Knowing that the nearest supply of water was far away in the kitchen and not wanting to add to the agony by trying to walk with a joy globe that was still burning, his only option was to beat the flame out with his hand.

So not only did he end up with a testicle that resembled the size and colour of a small orange, but he also had that throbbing ache that you can only get from having your balls vigorously pumelled.

He now smokes only whilst clothed...

May. 2nd, 2003 07:17 pm (UTC)
Yikes! Yet another in a long list of very good reasons not to smoke.

Somehow, I think that story might do more to curb smoking than a dozen pictures of diseased lungs...
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