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An evening at the club

bandage leashed and collard me and took me out for some dancing and seeing of the sights. We arrived at the club to behold a most joyous thing.

Q: What's better than lesbian chicks?
A: Goth lesbian chicks.

Q: What's better than goth lesbian chicks?
A: Goth lesbian chicks making out.

Q: What's better than goth lesbian chicks making out?
A: Lots and lots of goth lesbian chicks making out.

Lesbian chicks make the world a better place. God bless 'em, each and every one.

Later, on the way back to the car, a bunch of drunk rednecks hanging out in the parking garage:

"Dude! Is that a leash? That's fucked! You're supposed to wear the pants, dude!"

Yes, but I'm going home with Shelly tonight, and you're not.

Which is not to say I think they'll never get laid, of course. Even knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers score sometimes. And sometimes, she doesn't even press charges.


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uisge
Jul. 20th, 2003 10:32 am (UTC)
ROFL Thanks for making me laugh. I love this post. :)
tacit
Jul. 20th, 2003 05:56 pm (UTC)
You're quite welcome, of course. ;)
wilson_lizard
Jul. 20th, 2003 11:03 am (UTC)
LMAO! You so rock!
tacit
Jul. 20th, 2003 05:54 pm (UTC)
Why, thank you! :)
latexiron
Jul. 20th, 2003 11:57 am (UTC)
Even knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers score sometimes

Yes, sadly - or they'd all become extinct in one generation...
tacit
Jul. 20th, 2003 05:55 pm (UTC)
"Yes, sadly - or they'd all become extinct in one generation..."

...and wouldn't that be nice?
ga_sunshine
Jul. 27th, 2003 10:47 am (UTC)
Ya know, I think I shall live vicariously through you!

Kind of hard being a switch married to a steadfastly Dominant Dom! ;-)
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