If you're reading this, you're invited to a glimpse into mankind's future at the home of Franklin, Shelly, and Kelly, on March 20, 2004. Events begin at 7 PM and will extend far into the night.
- This invitation is open to any adult human, augmented human, human hybrid, or cybernetic organism.
Machine intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 501(c)(3), and bio-mechanical intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 507(b), are welcome provided they are accompanied by a human chaperone and they have a valid Turing Registry ID number. 507(b) entities must also have current CDC certification that the organic component of the entity is non-infectious.
- To prevent a repeat of last year's incident, NO PROJECTILE WEAPONS OVER .75 CALIBER AND NO ENERGY WEAPONS WITH A PULSE ENERGY DENSITY GREATER THAN 120,000 JOULES WILL BE PERMITTED.
- The house is a Class "C" nanohazard area, owing to an unfortunate accident with some self-replicators. Standard nanohazard quarantine and decontamination protocols will be in effect. We don't want any of the little buggers getting out...
- Alcohol will be provided. Other toxic organic solvents will be served only if you make special arrangements beforehand.
For more information, please visit the Party Page on the Web. If you live behind a firewall that blocks access to the Xero site, you can visit the mirror site instead.