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"Is This Cool, or Does This Suck?"

The rules are very simple: For each element in this list, you are to do one thing--answer the question "Is this cool, or does this suck?" Ready? Let's get started!

Poll #260521 The Truth (tm)

Stretch limos built out of Hummer SUVs

Cool
7(14.3%)
Suck
42(85.7%)

Ball-point pens with voice recorders built in

Cool
27(56.2%)
Suck
21(43.8%)

Replacements for human bodies that are mechanical, reliable, and need no food or water

Cool
39(79.6%)
Suck
10(20.4%)

James Bond flicks

Cool
32(66.7%)
Suck
16(33.3%)

Online humorous Flash animations

Cool
34(73.9%)
Suck
12(26.1%)

Doggie Prozac

Cool
6(12.5%)
Suck
42(87.5%)

Lava lamps

Cool
34(69.4%)
Suck
15(30.6%)

Sex that leaves bruises the next day

Cool
47(95.9%)
Suck
2(4.1%)

Mentos TV ads

Cool
13(28.3%)
Suck
33(71.7%)

iPods

Cool
33(68.8%)
Suck
15(31.2%)

Those "Sky Mall" catalogs they put in the pockets of commercial airline seats

Cool
16(33.3%)
Suck
32(66.7%)

Putting "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (eg, "You will have a successful business venture...in bed")

Cool
32(68.1%)
Suck
15(31.9%)

Walt Disney (the company)

Cool
6(12.5%)
Suck
42(87.5%)

Walt Disney (the man)

Cool
34(70.8%)
Suck
14(29.2%)

Antique computers

Cool
37(77.1%)
Suck
11(22.9%)


Comments

( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
siren_sings
Mar. 9th, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC)
Sex that leaves bruises the next day

How could this ever suck? I don't care how you got the bruises - S&M play or enthusiastic vanilla sex or maybe you were just on your knees for too long - it was good.

The only time I've ever had sex that sucked was when the guy I was with came within one minute of penetration after no foreplay (kinky or otherwise) and then spent the rest of the evening trying to get it back up. Believe me - no bruises with that one!
icedrake
Mar. 9th, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC)
Of course, I answered in the spirit of perfect case scenarios, like pen recorders that pick up what I want them to, don't run out of memory at inconvenient times, and write the way I want them to. Apply as necessary to all others :)
latexiron
Mar. 10th, 2004 12:18 am (UTC)
Walt Disney was a complete bastard and therefore cool. But he's dead. Eisner has, at least in part, been responsible for the (excessive, in my opinion) cleaning up of New York and therefore sucks.

Online flash animations are only cool if they're stupid or obscene - see Weebl and Bob.

Sex that leaves bruises is cool so long as it's consensual, but I guess you meant that anyway!
tacit
Mar. 11th, 2004 11:02 am (UTC)
It probably says something about my state of being that it didn't occur to me while I was writing the poll that the notion someone would have sex that left bruises non-consensually didn'occur to me...
latexiron
Mar. 12th, 2004 12:10 am (UTC)
Well, I guessed that, and I don't think any of your respondents thought otherwise either... but sadly that's not always the way, in the real world...
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