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The Truth(tm), revisited

Because you can never have enough truth.

You know the drill; for each f the following things, your job is to answer the simple question, "Is this cool or does this suck?" Let's go!


Poll #271489 The Truth!! Part Deux

Webcams

Cool
32(68.1%)
Suck
15(31.9%)

Cell phone ringtones of pop songs

Cool
9(18.4%)
Suck
40(81.6%)

Zombie flicks

Cool
30(62.5%)
Suck
18(37.5%)

Tiny 2-seat sports cars with excessively powerful engines

Cool
23(48.9%)
Suck
24(51.1%)

Business cards with a photograph of the person on them

Cool
15(30.6%)
Suck
34(69.4%)

Cybersex

Cool
24(51.1%)
Suck
23(48.9%)

Motorcycles built entirely of parts scavenged from junkyards, swap meets, and other motorcycles

Cool
49(98.0%)
Suck
1(2.0%)

Playboy nude spreads of pop stars or actresses who were once highly moralistic, then ran out of money when their popularity dropped

Cool
18(37.5%)
Suck
30(62.5%)

Glow-in-the-dark condoms

Cool
22(46.8%)
Suck
25(53.2%)

Superman (the comic-book character)

Cool
31(64.6%)
Suck
17(35.4%)

Model rocketry, kite fighting, ham radios, and other "geeky" hobbies

Cool
47(94.0%)
Suck
3(6.0%)

Discoveroing someone you know personally on a pr0n site

Cool
44(93.6%)
suck
3(6.4%)

foosball

Cool
30(62.5%)
Suck
18(37.5%)

Sushi

Cool
42(85.7%)
Suck
7(14.3%)

Jewelr made from old computer or electronic parts, old car parts, or other "found" objects

Cool
43(87.8%)
Suck
6(12.2%)


Comments

( 14 comments — Leave a comment )
sunyata__
Mar. 31st, 2004 10:41 am (UTC)
Too bad there's not an "eh" option. But I suppose in that case, you can just not answer.
punzel
Mar. 31st, 2004 10:45 am (UTC)
By the way...
Cool: people who don't have to find the same things cool that their friends think are cool.
tacit
Mar. 31st, 2004 11:03 am (UTC)
Re: By the way...
But wait, how can that be? After all, there must be only one way to determine if something is cool or if it sucks... ;)

punzel
Apr. 7th, 2004 04:30 pm (UTC)
Re: By the way...
But wait -- there have to be at least two choices, otherwise it's not democratic!

heh.
tacit
Apr. 7th, 2004 09:02 pm (UTC)
Re: By the way...
Of course! The two choices are "cool" or "suck," and the good people are the ones who vote the right way!

In fact, that's how you tell which people are good and which people are infidels who are going straight to Hell--the ones who vote wrong are the ones going to Hell.
punzel
Apr. 8th, 2004 12:00 am (UTC)
Infidelity
Do the infidels who don't vote get to go to hell too?

Or is it just us going to hell, if Dubya keeps piloting this handbasket?
tacit
Apr. 10th, 2004 08:39 am (UTC)
Re: Infidelity
"Do the infidels who don't vote get to go to hell too?"

Good question!

I think all us infidels are going to Hell--it's just that the infidels who vote the wrong way are speeding the process...you know, by giving the bad guys a hand and such. As, for example, the infidels who vote for Kerry, or the infidels who vote that motorcycles made entirely out of scavenged parts suck. :)

Dubya is piloting us straight to the Promised Land. Dubya is wise, determined, and corageous--see, it says so right here on the label! After all, people like John Ashcroft can't be wrong, right?
punzel
Apr. 10th, 2004 06:57 pm (UTC)
Re: Infidelity
Cool.
lightgatherer
Mar. 31st, 2004 12:43 pm (UTC)
Cybersex is just way too much like work. Oh wait, cybersex IS work. Duh...
tacit
Mar. 31st, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
Ah, but we can't all have jobs with job descriptions as cool as that... :P
lightgatherer
Mar. 31st, 2004 07:35 pm (UTC)
They're hiring right now. :)
palmir
Mar. 31st, 2004 01:53 pm (UTC)
We must now hunt down the person who voted "suck" on the motorcycle question. I mean, how could you think that WASN'T cool?
siren_sings
Mar. 31st, 2004 05:05 pm (UTC)
Next time how 'bout a quiz on whether certain things "suck or "blow"? As in "Movies starring 70-year old men as the romantic lead to 25-year old women: Suck or Blow?"
theinated
Mar. 31st, 2004 07:58 pm (UTC)
insert usual "you insensitive clod!" comment here
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