Franklin Veaux (tacit) wrote,
Franklin Veaux
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Somebody stop me...

...I'm becoming a handyman...

Just finished hanging a bunch of floodlights in my photographic studio. I feel like I've been doing nothing but home improvements and construction projects all week.

Hung track lights at the girlfriend's house when we went up for Thanksgiving, then she and I sat down and designed a suspension frame. She's really into the idea of suspension bondage--being tied and helpless, suspended horizontally off the ground...heh, heh, heh.

Ahem. Anyway, three trips to Home Depot, one truckload of lumber, four design revisions, and two days later, we had built a large, easily disassembled, rock-solid suspension frame. It's about seven feet long, five feet wide, and six and a half feet tall, and it's perfect for those times when "bound and helpless" is the only style that will do.

I'm very pleased with it, considering it's only the second construction project I've ever attempted from wood. Eventually, I'll get around to putting the plans on my do-it-yourself sex toys page.

But still, I'm supposed to be a computer geek, not a handyman! This manual labor thing...I dunno...
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