And I have Internet access! I'm typing this message from the Deisel Cafe, which is exactly the sort of place you generally don't see in Florida. Shelly's reading the paper and whimpering "Soooo much culture!" as we wait to meet up with wispfox.
Unpacking the suitcase this morning, I discovered a note from TSA informing me that they'd randomly performed a hand-search on our bags, meaning they discovered the floggers, crop, paddles, knives, Wartenberg wheel, and other implements of destruction... ***very amused***
And wispfox has arrived, so off we go.